Anyone who texts and drives, doesn't just annoy me, it makes me want to hurt them
I drove past a woman on Tuesday, on the M25 no less, sat ignorantly in the middle lane. Also had one of those little princess on board signs, proudly displaying their sole purpose in life is having a clowns pocket of a vagina and a functioning womb to catch the spunk of a passing drug dealer/scaffolder. Not even trying to hide what they were doing, typing out something on their phone in moving traffic. I guessed whatever it was they were typing would be crucially important "jus hit a motabyke lol"
Saw a bloke full on watching Netflix or something similar the other day on the M6.
Is it really that hard to just listen to the radio/a podcast for a couple of hours while you concentrate on the road?
Overtook a fella in a sprinter van weaving all over the road on the M11, as I got level I noticed he had one phone in landscaper watching YouTube and the other in portrait in the midst of a FaceTime call.
Shouted at him to get off the phones and he gave me the finger. Ten minutes later our fleet manager rings me and asks if I’ve just had an altercation on the M11 as the other driver rang up to complain!!!
Some people (my fiancé's father) and their refusal to take their shoes off in other people's houses. Happily take them off in his own house (generally an absolute state as it happens) but will stand there and watch us take our shoes off and even ignore being asked to rather than take his own muddy trainers off. My floors are clean mate can you not. I can put up with it on the laminate floors or carpets that were here when we moved in. But I've just finished doing up our bedroom from scratch and he wanted to go and see the new wardrobes I'd built etc. But I had to say you're not going in unless you take your trainers off. I've just spent a lot of cash on new carpets and you're not crossing that threshold.
Some people (my fiancé's father) and their refusal to take their shoes off in other people's houses. Happily take them off in his own house (generally an absolute state as it happens) but will stand there and watch us take our shoes off and even ignore being asked to rather than take his own muddy trainers off. My floors are clean mate can you not. I can put up with it on the laminate floors or carpets that were here when we moved in. But I've just finished doing up our bedroom from scratch and he wanted to go and see the new wardrobes I'd built etc. But I had to say you're not going in unless you take your trainers off. I've just spent a lot of cash on new carpets and you're not crossing that threshold.
You should leave a selection of sex toys, lubricants and lingerie laying about when he wants to check your bedroom and make comments like “ooh, do we need that” about the lubricant. He’ll never want to go in there again.
Anyone who texts and drives, doesn't just annoy me, it makes me want to hurt them
I drove past a woman on Tuesday, on the M25 no less, sat ignorantly in the middle lane. Also had one of those little princess on board signs, proudly displaying their sole purpose in life is having a clowns pocket of a vagina and a functioning womb to catch the spunk of a passing drug dealer/scaffolder. Not even trying to hide what they were doing, typing out something on their phone in moving traffic. I guessed whatever it was they were typing would be crucially important "jus hit a motabyke lol"
I used to have a girlfriend who would Whatsapp when driving. Drove me crazy.
It's such a selfish act; the idea that you messaging the girls is more important than someone's life. We broke up in the end, not because of this specifically, but because everything was always about her.
The fact that we didn't reduce the size of our roundel next to Aberdeen's so that they were both the same size (Aberdeen's two stars shouldn't come into the equation).
People (at work and in life) who want to take control of a project, event etc and just can’t/don’t do anything because they’re useless, out of their depth or lazy.
People (at work and in life) who want to take control of a project, event etc and just can’t/don’t do anything because they’re useless, out of their depth or lazy.
Are you a groundsman at The Valley and did you quit this week?
When you make a funny comment and someone further down the thread makes the same comment and gets more LOLs.
I thought I would repeat my comment about when you make a funny comment and someone further down the thread makes the same comment and gets more LOLs in case someone further down the thread makes the same comment and gets more LOLs.
I'm annoyed that this thread has fewer entries than it used to do. I enjoyed a daily dose of getting worked up on other people's behalf. Now it feels like someone is only irked on a weekly basis. We surely haven't run out of things that are getting on our nerves, have we?
grown adults riding bikes on pavements crisp packet sizes the women’s ashes babies at concerts TFL the wife people not indicating kids not wearing seatbelts noisy motorbikes people not picking up their dogshit going a piss after 4 pints being left on read Buying cards, birthdays etc Thames water roadworks/leaks no football signing at concerts weather chat getting old
grown adults riding bikes on pavements crisp packet sizes the women’s ashes babies at concerts TFL the wife people not indicating kids not wearing seatbelts noisy motorbikes people not picking up their dogshit going a piss after 4 pints being left on read Buying cards, birthdays etc Thames water roadworks/leaks no football signing at concerts weather chat getting old
grown adultsanyone riding bikes on pavements crisp packet sizes the women’s ashes (Ignore it like me) babies at concerts TFL the wife (I don't know your wife) people not indicating kids not wearing seatbelts noisy motorbikes people not picking up their dogshit going a piss after 4 pints (I dream of being able to hold out as long as 4 pints) being left on read (I assume you mean hold? - Yup) Buying cards, birthdays etc Thames water roadworks/leaks no football signing at concerts (doesn't happen at rock n roll gigs) weather chat (Ignore it like me) getting old
grown adults riding bikes on pavements crisp packet sizes the women’s ashes babies at concerts TFL the wife people not indicating kids not wearing seatbelts noisy motorbikes people not picking up their dogshit going a piss after 4 pints being left on read Buying cards, birthdays etc Thames water roadworks/leaks no football signing at concerts weather chat getting old
Going for a slash after 4 pints isn’t something to get annoyed about. That’s an achievement for some on this board.
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I drove past a woman on Tuesday, on the M25 no less, sat ignorantly in the middle lane. Also had one of those little princess on board signs, proudly displaying their sole purpose in life is having a clowns pocket of a vagina and a functioning womb to catch the spunk of a passing drug dealer/scaffolder. Not even trying to hide what they were doing, typing out something on their phone in moving traffic. I guessed whatever it was they were typing would be crucially important "jus hit a motabyke lol"
Is it really that hard to just listen to the radio/a podcast for a couple of hours while you concentrate on the road?
It's such a selfish act; the idea that you messaging the girls is more important than someone's life. We broke up in the end, not because of this specifically, but because everything was always about her.
I need to get out more.
of a project, event etc and just can’t/don’t do anything because they’re useless, out of their depth or lazy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66063405
grown adults riding bikes on pavements
crisp packet sizes
the women’s ashes
babies at concerts
TFL
the wife
people not indicating
kids not wearing seatbelts
noisy motorbikes
people not picking up their dogshit
going a piss after 4 pints
being left on read
Buying cards, birthdays etc
Thames water roadworks/leaks
no football
signing at concerts
weather chat
getting old
grown adults anyone riding bikes on pavements
crisp packet sizes
the women’s ashes (Ignore it like me)
babies at concerts
TFL
the wife (I don't know your wife)
people not indicating
kids not wearing seatbelts
noisy motorbikes
people not picking up their dogshit
going a piss after 4 pints (I dream of being able to hold out as long as 4 pints)
being left on read (I assume you mean hold? - Yup)
Buying cards, birthdays etc
Thames water roadworks/leaks
no football
signing at concerts (doesn't happen at rock n roll gigs)
weather chat (Ignore it like me)
getting old