grown adults riding bikes on pavements crisp packet sizes the women’s ashes babies at concerts TFL the wife people not indicating kids not wearing seatbelts noisy motorbikes people not picking up their dogshit going a piss after 4 pints being left on read Buying cards, birthdays etc Thames water roadworks/leaks no football signing at concerts weather chat getting old
Going for a slash after 4 pints isn’t something to get annoyed about. That’s an achievement for some on this board.
Was thinking exactly the same thing! I think I piss 4 pints for every one I drink
Lazy pricks not returning their trollies at the shops unless they have the incentive of a pound coin
Dentists, specifically dentists reception staff.
Doctor receptionists
Mechanics who think I was born yesterday
As above for groundwork contractors
Uber drivers and their general appalling standards of driving. Satnav or not, laws of the road still apply fuckers
Stupid people, I mean like people so thick, every social interaction with them leaves you questioning not only yourself but the whole point of humanity
Littering. I'd happily, personally beat with a baton anyone littering, leaving their shit on the table in a fast food place, dropping fag ends, fly tipping
Provocative anti-social behaviour
Lazy, shit-arsed parents who bring their shit-arsed kids into pubs and let them run about, specifically shit-arsed parents who think its freeing and liberal to do such a thing, they are even worse than just the lazy pricks who leave their kids to do what they want so they can get pissed
Airports, does anything, anything run on time and effectively in these hubs of vermin? Dafuq are they just getting away with charging people to drop others off and go about their business? Or charge for fast-track security when the whole little cottage industry of airport security is completely caused in-house
Politicians and their adoration of slogans because some middle-class cocksucker attended a focus group and fed it to them. They think we are that fucking dumb by them repeating, parrot fashion some tripe like 'stop the boats' that it actually resonates with us?
Anyone pushing in front of anyone at a bar
Thick, ignorant barstaff who look at a throng at their bar and say who's next?
Self-checkouts, not progress
Any shithead playing music or watching a video on an electronic device with the sound up
As above for thickos having conversations on a mobile via loudspeaker
Bonfires in residential areas, the death penalty should any to anyone who does this in the warmer, dry months.
Anyone who dephiles or otherwise vandalises a public convenience
This whole world now where for fear of offending someone, anyone, the end result is something that offends nobody but is shit
Virtue-signalling
Anyone who asks anyone without children when are they having kids
Anyone who gets offended when their stupidity, I mean crass, viewable stupidity is pulled up
Lazy pricks not returning their trollies at the shops unless they have the incentive of a pound coin
Dentists, specifically dentists reception staff.
Doctor receptionists
Mechanics who think I was born yesterday
As above for groundwork contractors
Uber drivers and their general appalling standards of driving. Satnav or not, laws of the road still apply fuckers
Stupid people, I mean like people so thick, every social interaction with them leaves you questioning not only yourself but the whole point of humanity
Littering. I'd happily, personally beat with a baton anyone littering, leaving their shit on the table in a fast food place, dropping fag ends, fly tipping
Provocative anti-social behaviour
Lazy, shit-arsed parents who bring their shit-arsed kids into pubs and let them run about, specifically shit-arsed parents who think its freeing and liberal to do such a thing, they are even worse than just the lazy pricks who leave their kids to do what they want so they can get pissed
Airports, does anything, anything run on time and effectively in these hubs of vermin? Dafuq are they just getting away with charging people to drop others off and go about their business? Or charge for fast-track security when the whole little cottage industry of airport security is completely caused in-house
Politicians and their adoration of slogans because some middle-class cocksucker attended a focus group and fed it to them. They think we are that fucking dumb by them repeating, parrot fashion some tripe like 'stop the boats' that it actually resonates with us?
Anyone pushing in front of anyone at a bar
Thick, ignorant barstaff who look at a throng at their bar and say who's next?
Self-checkouts, not progress
Any shithead playing music or watching a video on an electronic device with the sound up
As above for thickos having conversations on a mobile via loudspeaker
Bonfires in residential areas, the death penalty should any to anyone who does this in the warmer, dry months.
Anyone who dephiles or otherwise vandalises a public convenience
This whole world now where for fear of offending someone, anyone, the end result is something that offends nobody but is shit
Virtue-signalling
Anyone who asks anyone without children when are they having kids
Anyone who gets offended when their stupidity, I mean crass, viewable stupidity is pulled up
Going on to facebook sites relating to the area you grew up in and finding that, not only are some of the bullying psychotic lowlifes you grew up with enjoying a comfortable life but they are not fcuking dead yet
People not returning trolleys is an interesting one, are they keeping the trolley collecting person in employment?
I'll address this
The fact that supermarkets have to employ someone to clear up trollies that people who are doubtless also too lazy to wipe their own arse after defecating, tells a tale. It also has a cost.
I do think its a societal thing where society has declined. 30 years ago trollies in the UK never had those pound coin gadgets on them. The French did as they are animals and need to be treated as such to ensure compliance. Bribed by a 10 Franc coin to not cast their intermarche trolley aside and climb back in their stinking Peugeot and road rage their way home.
So to turn (not your argument i know and this is absolutely not aimed at you) that question a little bit
Are people who drop litter justified in doing so as they are keeping someone in employment to clean up after them?
Of course not, I doubt in any built up area or high people traffic area you are never far from a litter bin. Yet scumlords still fail to do that simple gesture of putting their waste in that receptacle
Lazy pricks not returning their trollies at the shops unless they have the incentive of a pound coin
Dentists, specifically dentists reception staff.
Doctor receptionists
Mechanics who think I was born yesterday
As above for groundwork contractors
Uber drivers and their general appalling standards of driving. Satnav or not, laws of the road still apply fuckers
Stupid people, I mean like people so thick, every social interaction with them leaves you questioning not only yourself but the whole point of humanity
Littering. I'd happily, personally beat with a baton anyone littering, leaving their shit on the table in a fast food place, dropping fag ends, fly tipping
Provocative anti-social behaviour
Lazy, shit-arsed parents who bring their shit-arsed kids into pubs and let them run about, specifically shit-arsed parents who think its freeing and liberal to do such a thing, they are even worse than just the lazy pricks who leave their kids to do what they want so they can get pissed
Airports, does anything, anything run on time and effectively in these hubs of vermin? Dafuq are they just getting away with charging people to drop others off and go about their business? Or charge for fast-track security when the whole little cottage industry of airport security is completely caused in-house
Politicians and their adoration of slogans because some middle-class cocksucker attended a focus group and fed it to them. They think we are that fucking dumb by them repeating, parrot fashion some tripe like 'stop the boats' that it actually resonates with us?
Anyone pushing in front of anyone at a bar
Thick, ignorant barstaff who look at a throng at their bar and say who's next?
Self-checkouts, not progress
Any shithead playing music or watching a video on an electronic device with the sound up
As above for thickos having conversations on a mobile via loudspeaker
Bonfires in residential areas, the death penalty should any to anyone who does this in the warmer, dry months.
Anyone who dephiles or otherwise vandalises a public convenience
This whole world now where for fear of offending someone, anyone, the end result is something that offends nobody but is shit
Virtue-signalling
Anyone who asks anyone without children when are they having kids
Anyone who gets offended when their stupidity, I mean crass, viewable stupidity is pulled up
@Shag & @Carter, thank you both. I'm suitably worked up by both your lists. I suppose I could work myself up further by asking why you both couldn't have drip fed those lists to us over several days. I fear you've both shot your metaphorical bolts and this thread will run dry again.
*As a happy aside and an antidote to the litter bugbear; I go out for an hour every Sudnay morning and pick litter up on my steert and adjacent ones. Lots of people stop and ask what I'm doing (an odd question to a bloke with a refuse sack in one hand and litter in the other) but still. I've had neighbours joining in, two have given me those grabber things and another gave me a load of Veolia bags to save me using my own bags. It can feel like a losing battle at times but I think it makes people think twice before littering a clean street.
The Lenor Unstoppable advert where the male shoe shop assistant smells the male customer’s foot/sock making his stupid hair stand on end, seemingly because even after taking his shoe off, the customer’s foot is still Lenor fresh.
Weirdos the pair of them as is the advertising executive who thought it up.
I hate Lenor adverts anyway but this has just added to my hatred.
Walking very carefully, using the crowded footbridge to cross the track at the Festival of Speed because of my dodgy arthritic knees, whilst numerous gobsites talk into their phones in front of their faces, not looking where they are going trip and stumble into you. Wheres a high level nuclear pulse when you need one, come on Putin get your finger out!
The Lenor Unstoppable advert where the male shoe shop assistant smells the male customer’s foot/sock making his stupid hair stand on end, seemingly because even after taking his shoe off, the customer’s foot is still Lenor fresh.
Weirdos the pair of them as is the advertising executive who thought it up.
I hate Lenor adverts anyway but this has just added to my hatred.
I find a pronounced fart parts the sales assistants hair very effectively without requiring the purchase of Lenor.
Staged ceremony where historically there has been none. Specifically at Wimbledon.
They used to come out of the locker room, walk round the back of the end screen, a process which in itself was unique, and onto the court.
Now that have an extended walk down corridors staged so that TV cameras can grab a glimpse through windows, past members of the armed forces standing to attention for no reason, and through frosted double doors which are opened dramatically by further statuesque members of the armed forces, through a new gap in the screen.
the old process was organic, the new process is Unecessary theatrical bollocks.
I'm not sure that this is "annoying" but probably more "irritating" and in the great scheme of things going on in the world is minor at that but as it's usually good to get these things off your chest -seeing incorrect spelling, especially due to a lack of punctuation, that changes the meaning of a word e.g. "resigning" is the complete opposite of "re-signing"
Loud sneezing - bloke lives about 10 doors down at least and you can literally hear the prologue to the sneeze, the sneeze itself and then the aftermath, all while I'm in my own back garden. Stifle it you prick.
Also, people who grolly up in the morning (this one's across the road) and usually on a Sunday morning for some reason.
And a train one - people on platforms banging away at the 'open' doors button when the beeping tone hasn't yet sounded and light around the button hasn't illuminated. Could hear a few this morning hammering away as if their lives depended on it.
A sneeze is a thing of joy and should be maximised for all to share the pleasure. I absolutely hate it when people do those silly little sneezes like a mouse quietly wheezing its last breath, it really puts me on edge. Anyone who hasn't got enough of the life spirit in them to naturally do a proper sneeze, should at least do us the courtesy of feigning to sneeze with a big theatrical 'ahhhh choo' sound.
I can't disagree with your grolly comment though. That's absolutely disgusting.
The picture of the ugly bloke at the top of this page. I don't know who he is, but just the look of him annoys me. Will be glad when we get to the next page.
When you’re mid-shit, casually reviewing all that’s going on in the world on your phone and a courier rings the bell and hands over a parcel….for your neighbour who’s not in.
Just happened to me, had to push waiting log back up, pull up boxers and shorts without wiping and scamper downstairs before running back upstairs to recommence unloading procedure.
A sneeze is a thing of joy and should be maximised for all to share the pleasure. I absolutely hate it when people do those silly little sneezes like a mouse quietly wheezing its last breath, it really puts me on edge. Anyone who hasn't got enough of the life spirit in them to naturally do a proper sneeze, should at least do us the courtesy of feigning to sneeze with a big theatrical 'ahhhh choo' sound.
I can't disagree with your grolly comment though. That's absolutely disgusting.
I love a loud sneeze - in fact I massively over do it to wind the kids up and so that it makes them jump. I also take great pleasure (general things that please you) in keeping my eyes open. It’s a myth that your eyes will pop out…
I once read that a sneeze is the equivalent of one tenth of an orgasm, and so at my age, they are to be cherished.
A sneeze is a thing of joy and should be maximised for all to share the pleasure. I absolutely hate it when people do those silly little sneezes like a mouse quietly wheezing its last breath, it really puts me on edge. Anyone who hasn't got enough of the life spirit in them to naturally do a proper sneeze, should at least do us the courtesy of feigning to sneeze with a big theatrical 'ahhhh choo' sound.
I can't disagree with your grolly comment though. That's absolutely disgusting.
I love a loud sneeze - in fact I massively over do it to wind the kids up and so that it makes them jump. I also take great pleasure (general things that please you) in keeping my eyes open. It’s a myth that your eyes will pop out…
I once read that a sneeze is the equivalent of one tenth of an orgasm, and so at my age, they are to be cherished.
They are linked. Every time I have a sneeze, I have an orgasm too. I went to the doctors about it once and he asked if I'd taken anything for it. I said, 'yeah, snuff'.
Some bum hit my parked car over the weekend, nicely parked in a residential area, front right corner took the impact damaging the wrap round bumper light and wing, no doubt expensive repair on the way which I'll end up paying.
I'm actually more annoyed with the council for actually backing this guy in the first place. Anyone who can count the amount of fingers they have on their hands should have saw through this character. How can they be so incompetent? Not wanting to get political on a lighthearted thread but that party doesn't seem to be very trustworthy at any level.
And someone that works in the solar industry it’s astounding that so many of these local councils make such basic errors when it comes to investments while others can and do make very good money from their investments.
Comments
Dentists, specifically dentists reception staff.
Doctor receptionists
Mechanics who think I was born yesterday
As above for groundwork contractors
Uber drivers and their general appalling standards of driving. Satnav or not, laws of the road still apply fuckers
Stupid people, I mean like people so thick, every social interaction with them leaves you questioning not only yourself but the whole point of humanity
Littering. I'd happily, personally beat with a baton anyone littering, leaving their shit on the table in a fast food place, dropping fag ends, fly tipping
Provocative anti-social behaviour
Lazy, shit-arsed parents who bring their shit-arsed kids into pubs and let them run about, specifically shit-arsed parents who think its freeing and liberal to do such a thing, they are even worse than just the lazy pricks who leave their kids to do what they want so they can get pissed
Airports, does anything, anything run on time and effectively in these hubs of vermin? Dafuq are they just getting away with charging people to drop others off and go about their business? Or charge for fast-track security when the whole little cottage industry of airport security is completely caused in-house
Politicians and their adoration of slogans because some middle-class cocksucker attended a focus group and fed it to them. They think we are that fucking dumb by them repeating, parrot fashion some tripe like 'stop the boats' that it actually resonates with us?
Anyone pushing in front of anyone at a bar
Thick, ignorant barstaff who look at a throng at their bar and say who's next?
Self-checkouts, not progress
Any shithead playing music or watching a video on an electronic device with the sound up
As above for thickos having conversations on a mobile via loudspeaker
Bonfires in residential areas, the death penalty should any to anyone who does this in the warmer, dry months.
Anyone who dephiles or otherwise vandalises a public convenience
This whole world now where for fear of offending someone, anyone, the end result is something that offends nobody but is shit
Virtue-signalling
Anyone who asks anyone without children when are they having kids
Anyone who gets offended when their stupidity, I mean crass, viewable stupidity is pulled up
The fact that supermarkets have to employ someone to clear up trollies that people who are doubtless also too lazy to wipe their own arse after defecating, tells a tale. It also has a cost.
I do think its a societal thing where society has declined. 30 years ago trollies in the UK never had those pound coin gadgets on them. The French did as they are animals and need to be treated as such to ensure compliance. Bribed by a 10 Franc coin to not cast their intermarche trolley aside and climb back in their stinking Peugeot and road rage their way home.
So to turn (not your argument i know and this is absolutely not aimed at you) that question a little bit
Are people who drop litter justified in doing so as they are keeping someone in employment to clean up after them?
Of course not, I doubt in any built up area or high people traffic area you are never far from a litter bin. Yet scumlords still fail to do that simple gesture of putting their waste in that receptacle
*As a happy aside and an antidote to the litter bugbear; I go out for an hour every Sudnay morning and pick litter up on my steert and adjacent ones. Lots of people stop and ask what I'm doing (an odd question to a bloke with a refuse sack in one hand and litter in the other) but still. I've had neighbours joining in, two have given me those grabber things and another gave me a load of Veolia bags to save me using my own bags. It can feel like a losing battle at times but I think it makes people think twice before littering a clean street.
Weirdos the pair of them as is the advertising executive who thought it up.
I hate Lenor adverts anyway but this has just added to my hatred.
Now that have an extended walk down corridors staged so that TV cameras can grab a glimpse through windows, past members of the armed forces standing to attention for no reason, and through frosted double doors which are opened dramatically by further statuesque members of the armed forces, through a new gap in the screen.
the old process was organic, the new process is
Unecessary theatrical bollocks.
Also, people who grolly up in the morning (this one's across the road) and usually on a Sunday morning for some reason.
And a train one - people on platforms banging away at the 'open' doors button when the beeping tone hasn't yet sounded and light around the button hasn't illuminated. Could hear a few this morning hammering away as if their lives depended on it.
I can't disagree with your grolly comment though. That's absolutely disgusting.
Just happened to me, had to push waiting log back up, pull up boxers and shorts without wiping and scamper downstairs before running back upstairs to recommence unloading procedure.
I once read that a sneeze is the equivalent of one tenth of an orgasm, and so at my age, they are to be cherished.