Is anyone up for going to the Anthony Joshua fight in Saudi Arabia in a private jet? I’m looking for 2 people to join us. Leave Friday from London, fly to Saudi, have dinner, watch the fight, stay for the night then fly home.
DM if interested. Preferably someone with a private jet and tickets or we can’t go.
Not sure if this is a joke or an alleged true story but it made me chuckle when I heard it.
A bloke takes his dog for a walk every day and lets it shit outside this blokes house and leaves it there. The bloke in the house is getting very annoyed with this so he collects the dog shit in a brown paper bag every day and at the end of the week he follows the bloke home. He waits for him to go inside and places the bag of shit by the front door, sets light to it and rings the doorbell. The dog owner opens the door sees the bag alight and starts stamping all over it.
Not sure if this is a joke or an alleged true story but it made me chuckle when I heard it.
A bloke takes his dog for a walk every day and lets it shit outside this blokes house and leaves it there. The bloke in the house is getting very annoyed with this so he collects the dog shit in a brown paper bag every day and at the end of the week he follows the bloke home. He waits for him to go inside and places the bag of shit by the front door, sets light to it and rings the doorbell. The dog owner opens the door sees the bag alight and starts stamping all over it.
I think its a true story, I certainly read it before in a newspaper, the Viz I think it was.
Not sure if this is a joke or an alleged true story but it made me chuckle when I heard it.
A bloke takes his dog for a walk every day and lets it shit outside this blokes house and leaves it there. The bloke in the house is getting very annoyed with this so he collects the dog shit in a brown paper bag every day and at the end of the week he follows the bloke home. He waits for him to go inside and places the bag of shit by the front door, sets light to it and rings the doorbell. The dog owner opens the door sees the bag alight and starts stamping all over it.
I think its a true story, I certainly read it before in a newspaper, the Viz I think it was.
Not sure if this is a joke or an alleged true story but it made me chuckle when I heard it.
A bloke takes his dog for a walk every day and lets it shit outside this blokes house and leaves it there. The bloke in the house is getting very annoyed with this so he collects the dog shit in a brown paper bag every day and at the end of the week he follows the bloke home. He waits for him to go inside and places the bag of shit by the front door, sets light to it and rings the doorbell. The dog owner opens the door sees the bag alight and starts stamping all over it.
A guy has been tasked with getting his daughter a birthday present.
He goes into the toy store and asks what kind of Barbie dolls they have. The sales assistant says we have Malibu Barbie for £19.99, Pilot Barbie for £19.99, Mermaid Barbie for £19.99, Astronaut Barbie for £19.99, Marine Biologist Barbie for £19.99 and Divorced Barbie for £365.95.
Shocked, the guy asks why Divorced Barbie is so much compared with the others. The sales assistant rolls her eyes and says well Sir, it's because she comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's Harley, Ken's computer, oh, and one of Ken's friends.
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Heavy fog over Italy.
Somebody with two mothers-in-law.
Scientists are growing increasingly concerned about cross-breeding of Scottish wild cats.
DM if interested. Preferably someone with a private jet and tickets or we can’t go.
Then the boss told us to cut out the Idol chit-chat.
He goes into the toy store and asks what kind of Barbie dolls they have. The sales assistant says we have Malibu Barbie for £19.99, Pilot Barbie for £19.99, Mermaid Barbie for £19.99, Astronaut Barbie for £19.99, Marine Biologist Barbie for £19.99 and Divorced Barbie for £365.95.
Shocked, the guy asks why Divorced Barbie is so much compared with the others. The sales assistant rolls her eyes and says well Sir, it's because she comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's Harley, Ken's computer, oh, and one of Ken's friends.