people leaving trolleys in the aisle whilst walking around doing thier shopping - they have wheels, use them.
people who decide to eat half the supermarket whilst walking around the shop - do your shopping an hour earlier and eat the things after you've paid for it you fat f*ckers.
All rap, r&b infact most of modern music. You all sound the same. Why can't someone do something different?
Men on trains who have to sit with their legs at ten to two. Sorry mate. You're not kidding me that you're Buster, you're just fat/ignorant/lying.
People who don't work to the same standard as me. Why? I'm not particularly intelligent. I don't consider myself to be a workaholic. But if a jobs got to be done then do it & do it to your best ability. What is so difficult????
People who claim benefits when the only reason they can't work is because it's easier to sponge as the state pay you more. Wasters, i hate them!!!!
Drivers who pull up in the right hand lane at traffic lights......... on red.
Then when the lights turn to green put their indicator on to turn right leaving you stuck behind them because you obviously expected them to be going straight on.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Pre-Meeting Meetings (usually held in Starbucks, utterly pointless)
Coffee culture - twats wandering around with skinny mocha bambachino piss water in huge cups, which they hold up infront of them like some sort of bizzare peace-offering
Open plan offices
Shaving - does anyone know where I can get one of those electrolosis machines?.
Call centres - why do you try and sell me home contents insurance everytime I call you?.
Jellyfish - the most pointless living thing ever to roam oceans. In the words of Karl Pilkington "it would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle".
Beach Holidays
Fireworks
People who insist on wearing a coat, woolly hat and jumper in 90 degree heat - you are sweating and stinking for a reason.
Carter how can you hate the Dutch? The most layed back people in Europe.
Was going to pull you up about your spelling but having been to Amsterdam you're probably right!!
A Rupertesque spelling from me there, dreadful.
An example would be in relation to RedZed's point about bus drivers above. When i was in the Dam couple of months back, the tram driver - who to be fair, looked completely out of it, just sat back and said ''doon't worry about no tiiicket man'' What a guy.
Over here it would be; ''Well that's an extra 30p if you're not an British citizen please'' (in the style of the wheelchair bloke off facejacker)
[cite]Posted By: sillav nitram[/cite]people who follow like sheep,particularly those who go around with
logos on their chest like "abercrombie & fitch" who sound like an estate agent. why o f@cking why?
DJs who take wedding gigs, and then think they are Eyeball Paul and play shite all night to a crowd of middle aged people who have far better taste than them.
People who think theirselves too good for certain jobs. By this I mean middle class graduates who come out of University expecting to walk into their dream job with some two bob degree but reality strikes and they end up unemployed for years, living with mummy and daddy before they join the real world.
[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]We could sum most of this up with - 'The general public' !
Carter how can you hate the Dutch? The most layed back people in Europe.
I was being silly, the point I'd put before it was that I hated people who were intolerant of other peoples cultures
Mr Algarve
I take weddings, any do's in fact, now on the proviso I am given a playlist beforehand so I have a rough idea which records out of the thousands I own to take along and am prepared to cater for the customer (normally the people getting married, who the party is for etc)
No offence taken ;-)
I also hate the Sky Sports ticker and it's pointless, worthless breaking news/updates
I take weddings, any do's in fact, now on the proviso I am given a playlist beforehand so I have a rough idea which records out of the thousands I own to take along and am prepared to cater for the customer (normally the people getting married, who the party is for etc)
No offence taken ;-)
Some meant ... ;-)
Used to do the same kind of thing a zillion years ago - always knew what to take along to a wedding back when it meant carting 45s and LPs around - could probably cover almost anything requested (or close enough) with 250 records max. Always got follow up bookings as well, so must have been doing it right.
Most decent weddings, after 10 o'clock you could get away with leaving Hi-ho Silver Lining on repeat for the rest of the night - :-O
Mind you, way back then there were not nearly as many records in the archive as you have to cover now...
But we did go to a wedding back in the UK a couple of years ago with one of those clueless wannabe "club" DJs.
We ended up having a sing song instead...
Oh - and in all seriousness, and I may be teaching grandmother here, forget what the bride and groom want after the first few records, and play what the crowd want. The happy couple might be mad ravers, or Rockabillys but the vast majority of the crowd is always those sad middle aged people like me who want to stand up and get the arm movements wrong to Y.M.C.A. Plus the bride and groom will (hopefully) never need to book you for a wedding again - the guests might well do so.
Your Views on the OS, checked them yesterday for the first time in a long while. Dominated by Jonathon Ackworth and as has already been stated in the your views thread on here, generally irritating.
I've done more weddings than I care to remember and the same generic stuff will go down a storm every time but you will be surprised how much not having a record a bride asks for creates aggravation!
Not including the 6000 odd songs on the ipod I use as a catalogue I reckon I take in the region of 1000+ album length CD's. That's a lot of CD's
I'll add to my list the member of the party who will badger and badger and badger for a ridiculous slow record when I am looking at a crowd of people dancing like nutters to what I am playing. I made the mistake of doing it once and watched as the dancefloor cleared whilst the cretin who asked for the record didn't even have the decency to dance
After talent show contestants 'really appreciate' the judges comment, and make that ridiculous hand to ear / mouth gesture of 'please call for meeee, you sad, pathetic individual with nothing to do in the evening except fester in your sofa whilst eating a selection of multi-pack bags of crisps, with no money to do anything decent with your lives, yet be able to waste £1 (and mobile charges will be considerably higher) on voting for a talentless muppet such as myself'......
The big..... one old folk , fat gits on mobility scooters and familys of smellies who have all week to shop but no have to go on saturday morning why not go during the week when shops are empty !!!!!!!
Marmite
Crisps, the caviar of the chav
Noisy eatersoud mobile phone ringtones or conversations
Posh accents
Girls (mainly anyway) who have to use the word 'like' 5 times in a sentence
Students
Benefit spongers
People who take everything too seriously, especially politicians
Politicians
Socialist worker party (how many of them have ever worked?)
Piers morgan
Amanda holden
RnB how dull can it get
Lionel Ritchie songs
Shandy
People who walk slowly in the rush hour
Halifax ads
Nat west ads
Go compare ads
Palace
Spanners
Comments
people who decide to eat half the supermarket whilst walking around the shop - do your shopping an hour earlier and eat the things after you've paid for it you fat f*ckers.
Men on trains who have to sit with their legs at ten to two. Sorry mate. You're not kidding me that you're Buster, you're just fat/ignorant/lying.
People who don't work to the same standard as me. Why? I'm not particularly intelligent. I don't consider myself to be a workaholic. But if a jobs got to be done then do it & do it to your best ability. What is so difficult????
People who claim benefits when the only reason they can't work is because it's easier to sponge as the state pay you more. Wasters, i hate them!!!!
Women who wear those 'MDT' trainers. Here's a newsflash. They suddenly won't give you the body of an athlete. You have train to get fit & tone up!!!!
Ooh & another.
People who don't give up their seats to the elderly. No manners.
Then when the lights turn to green put their indicator on to turn right leaving you stuck behind them because you obviously expected them to be going straight on.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Carter how can you hate the Dutch? The most layed back people in Europe.
WTF's it got to do with you where I'm going...?
Take my money, give me my ticket and drive the fcking bus...!!!
Pre-Meeting Meetings (usually held in Starbucks, utterly pointless)
Coffee culture - twats wandering around with skinny mocha bambachino piss water in huge cups, which they hold up infront of them like some sort of bizzare peace-offering
Open plan offices
Shaving - does anyone know where I can get one of those electrolosis machines?.
Call centres - why do you try and sell me home contents insurance everytime I call you?.
Jellyfish - the most pointless living thing ever to roam oceans. In the words of Karl Pilkington "it would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle".
Beach Holidays
Fireworks
People who insist on wearing a coat, woolly hat and jumper in 90 degree heat - you are sweating and stinking for a reason.
Thanet
Weymouth
etc etc
Was going to pull you up about your spelling but having been to Amsterdam you're probably right!!
jeremy clarkson
A Rupertesque spelling from me there, dreadful.
An example would be in relation to RedZed's point about bus drivers above. When i was in the Dam couple of months back, the tram driver - who to be fair, looked completely out of it, just sat back and said ''doon't worry about no tiiicket man'' What a guy.
Over here it would be; ''Well that's an extra 30p if you're not an British citizen please'' (in the style of the wheelchair bloke off facejacker)
"Bench" - Twats
I was being silly, the point I'd put before it was that I hated people who were intolerant of other peoples cultures
Mr Algarve
I take weddings, any do's in fact, now on the proviso I am given a playlist beforehand so I have a rough idea which records out of the thousands I own to take along and am prepared to cater for the customer (normally the people getting married, who the party is for etc)
No offence taken ;-)
I also hate the Sky Sports ticker and it's pointless, worthless breaking news/updates
Some meant ... ;-)
Used to do the same kind of thing a zillion years ago - always knew what to take along to a wedding back when it meant carting 45s and LPs around - could probably cover almost anything requested (or close enough) with 250 records max. Always got follow up bookings as well, so must have been doing it right.
Most decent weddings, after 10 o'clock you could get away with leaving Hi-ho Silver Lining on repeat for the rest of the night - :-O
Mind you, way back then there were not nearly as many records in the archive as you have to cover now...
But we did go to a wedding back in the UK a couple of years ago with one of those clueless wannabe "club" DJs.
We ended up having a sing song instead...
Oh - and in all seriousness, and I may be teaching grandmother here, forget what the bride and groom want after the first few records, and play what the crowd want. The happy couple might be mad ravers, or Rockabillys but the vast majority of the crowd is always those sad middle aged people like me who want to stand up and get the arm movements wrong to Y.M.C.A. Plus the bride and groom will (hopefully) never need to book you for a wedding again - the guests might well do so.
I've done more weddings than I care to remember and the same generic stuff will go down a storm every time but you will be surprised how much not having a record a bride asks for creates aggravation!
Not including the 6000 odd songs on the ipod I use as a catalogue I reckon I take in the region of 1000+ album length CD's. That's a lot of CD's
I'll add to my list the member of the party who will badger and badger and badger for a ridiculous slow record when I am looking at a crowd of people dancing like nutters to what I am playing. I made the mistake of doing it once and watched as the dancefloor cleared whilst the cretin who asked for the record didn't even have the decency to dance
Glue dots that stick cards onto magazines etc
Frogs - Prob more of a phobia
Crisps, the caviar of the chav
Noisy eatersoud mobile phone ringtones or conversations
Posh accents
Girls (mainly anyway) who have to use the word 'like' 5 times in a sentence
Students
Benefit spongers
People who take everything too seriously, especially politicians
Politicians
Socialist worker party (how many of them have ever worked?)
Piers morgan
Amanda holden
RnB how dull can it get
Lionel Ritchie songs
Shandy
People who walk slowly in the rush hour
Halifax ads
Nat west ads
Go compare ads
Palace
Spanners
Enough for now, I have too much hatred.
''We will shortly be arriving at....''
''This is the service to.........calling at.........bla...bla....bla west....bla bla....''