Not read the whole thread so might repeat some but here goes:
Women who wear trainers to work with their smart suit/trousers
People who tell you to move down when the whole carriage is rammed
People (mainly tourists) who walk onto the entrance of a tube platform then just stop, therefore preventing anyone else getting onto it
White kids who think they are black
Kids who think they're hard because they support Millwall
Chinese/Japanese tourists. Possibly the slowest walking people in the world.
Jehovahs
Cold callers. If i want your product, i'll ring you.
Alan Pardew
'Supporters' of Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd/Spurs/Liverpool etc to whom the extent of supporting their club is to wear their club shirt to the pub on sunday and go home as soon as the game ends
Alan Green
Chris Evans
Danny Baker
Colin Murray
Stephan Nolan
RIchard Bacon
Alister Campbell
Peter Mandleson
Peter Hain
Lee Evans
Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Dora O'Brian, Andy Parsons and all the other so called comedians who literally just take the pee out of people and swear.
Does anyone actually tell jokes anymore?
Cab drivers who have their light on then moan that they are on way home round the corner when you ask them to go to Zone 4 and then complain that mini cabs take their business
Bars, pubs and clubs that employ the "No spray, no lay" toilet attendants.
Shoes and collar only places... is letting in a chav with a knocked off ralph lauren and a pair of £20 silver- buckled loafers really gonna improve the aura of your establishment
The Northern telesales pr1ck from Tmobile who phones me more than my mum does
Anyone who has, does or will appear in Heat magazine.
That horrible snivelly t1t Matt Allbright from Watchdog....would love to see him and his Portugese rent boy get their comeuppance.
RedZed333 1 day ago quote# 32
Jesus boots and white socks...
at last someone else who hates white socks, thank you redzed. the only place for them is in a sporting capacity and nothing else, there so bloody naff!
and they always seem to be worn by people whose trousers are too short as well, real dildos!
People taking their dogs for a walk on one of those 300ft expandable dog leashes... The dog shites a pile and the owner thinks it's got nothing to do with them...Oi, your dog's had a shite...!!!....Clean it up...!!!
6. £6 per hour Night Pay petrol garage employees on London Road, Wrotham at 1145pm on Thursday 3rd June who ignorantly stack shelves and choose to ignore you waiting at the pay window, then eventually saunter over and tell you their closed with a smug look on their face. Message to employee concerned:"You are a member of staff you dont run the business, its a 24/7 garage hence the night pay window, you are lazy and unhelpful and you look like a monk with your head shaved that way twat"
7. "Watch Tv" bosses for removing the re run series of Dallas which was being shown at 6am on Sat and Sun morning. Why show about 2 years of episodes and then kill it on a cliffhanger with Cliff Barnes about to die from an overdose!
[cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]
Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Dora O'Brian, Andy Parsons and all the other so called comedians who literally just take the pee out of people and swear.
Does anyone actually tell jokes anymore?
[cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]Alan Green
Chris Evans
Danny Baker
Colin Murray
Stephan Nolan
RIchard Bacon
Alister Campbell
Peter Mandleson
Peter Hain
Lee Evans
Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Dora O'Brian, Andy Parsons and all the other so called comedians who literally just take the pee out of people and swear.
Does anyone actually tell jokes anymore?
Shops that claim they take cards (according to the poster in the door) then tell you there is a minimum spend when you get to the counter.
Old people that walk at a snails pace right in front of you then run for the bus like an athlete with a walking stick.
People that have something physically wrong with them that have serious attitude problems and treat everyone like crap because they think the world owes them something.
People out in public in there night clothes.
Mums that dress little kids in clothes that they wouldn't approve of if they were teenagers, such as mini skirts and boob tubes.
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]If you have ever shared a van with a vegetarian you will have a certain loathing of them.
I did, and the farts were enough to make me retch everytime
Again fair enough (particularly on the frequency), but just think how healthy those farts are. Low in fat and probably almost organic! It should be a pleasure to share the cab.
People who contribute to a list and tell you how they could go on adding more given time simple words being misspelled.these people are clearly loosers i could go on but i'm off out
Plenty of pet hates but the one that currently annoys me is vaguebooking - those annoying taglines in Facebook that say meaningless things like "Melanie is wondering whether today will be the day"...
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Women who wear trainers to work with their smart suit/trousers
People who tell you to move down when the whole carriage is rammed
People (mainly tourists) who walk onto the entrance of a tube platform then just stop, therefore preventing anyone else getting onto it
White kids who think they are black
Kids who think they're hard because they support Millwall
Chinese/Japanese tourists. Possibly the slowest walking people in the world.
Jehovahs
Cold callers. If i want your product, i'll ring you.
Alan Pardew
'Supporters' of Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd/Spurs/Liverpool etc to whom the extent of supporting their club is to wear their club shirt to the pub on sunday and go home as soon as the game ends
Chris Evans
Danny Baker
Colin Murray
Stephan Nolan
RIchard Bacon
Alister Campbell
Peter Mandleson
Peter Hain
Lee Evans
Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Dora O'Brian, Andy Parsons and all the other so called comedians who literally just take the pee out of people and swear.
Does anyone actually tell jokes anymore?
Bars, pubs and clubs that employ the "No spray, no lay" toilet attendants.
Shoes and collar only places... is letting in a chav with a knocked off ralph lauren and a pair of £20 silver- buckled loafers really gonna improve the aura of your establishment
The Northern telesales pr1ck from Tmobile who phones me more than my mum does
Anyone who has, does or will appear in Heat magazine.
That horrible snivelly t1t Matt Allbright from Watchdog....would love to see him and his Portugese rent boy get their comeuppance.
Jesus boots and white socks...
at last someone else who hates white socks, thank you redzed. the only place for them is in a sporting capacity and nothing else, there so bloody naff!
and they always seem to be worn by people whose trousers are too short as well, real dildos!
7. "Watch Tv" bosses for removing the re run series of Dallas which was being shown at 6am on Sat and Sun morning. Why show about 2 years of episodes and then kill it on a cliffhanger with Cliff Barnes about to die from an overdose!
No, because it isnt 1978 anymore...
;-)
golf
Posters on internet bloggs/chat sites.
p.s. What is there to hate about vegetarians?
Bet you love simon amstell then
Nothing per se. Each to their own as long as they don't try to force their views on me.
However there is a strand of the breed with authoritarian, intolerant tendencies whom aggressively seek to impose their food fad on others.
I suggest the poster above may have have encountered this aggresive brand of vegetarian.
I did, and the farts were enough to make me retch everytime
I did, and the farts were enough to make me retch everytime[/quote]
whereas those meaty ones are lovely?!
People at meetings. Someone always acts a complete tosser. Sometimes it's me.
Monday morning.
Born agains.
Litter.
Dogs.
Old people that walk at a snails pace right in front of you then run for the bus like an athlete with a walking stick.
People that have something physically wrong with them that have serious attitude problems and treat everyone like crap because they think the world owes them something.
People out in public in there night clothes.
Mums that dress little kids in clothes that they wouldn't approve of if they were teenagers, such as mini skirts and boob tubes.
I could also go on for hours...
Again fair enough (particularly on the frequency), but just think how healthy those farts are. Low in fat and probably almost organic! It should be a pleasure to share the cab.