Got a shout on Wednesday night to smoke in a flat near Sloane Square,the occupier buzzed us in,we went upstairs to be met by Joan Collins. Lovely lady.
In the spirit of keeping this alive, having just returned from Portugal. John Terry with his brother at the driving range
Van Gaal and Bob Wilson in Gigi's talking about Oxlade Chamberlain. ( Bob Wilson saying now he has a settled love life he will go on to great things ).
Alan Brazil and Bobby Davro on the flight home. Davro acting the clown and is just not funny. Alan Brazil has a face like a red satellite dish and carrying so much weight. He is at Ascot today for more food and drink.
In the spirit of keeping this alive, having just returned from Portugal. John Terry with his brother at the driving range
Van Gaal and Bob Wilson in Gigi's talking about Oxlade Chamberlain. ( Bob Wilson saying now he has a settled love life he will go on to great things ).
Alan Brazil and Bobby Davro on the flight home. Davro acting the clown and is just not funny. Alan Brazil has a face like a red satellite dish and carrying so much weight. He is at Ascot today for more food and drink.
Alan Brazil was at the Bobby Robson golf tournament over the weekend, held annually in Portugal with ex pros etc
Driving to artists against apartheid concert at clapham common in 1986, we pulled up along side George Michael in a soft top Merc. he was on his way to Wembley for the Wham farewell concert.....He had only just passed his driving test..... Not the first time i ever saw him though, he came to a fireworks evening we had in Bushey when i was real nipper (3 or 4), my sister had invited a few kids from her class he was one of them.
Driving to artists against apartheid concert at clapham common in 1986, we pulled up along side George Michael in a soft top Merc. he was on his way to Wembley for the Wham farewell concert.....He had only just passed his driving test..... Not the first time i ever saw him though, he came to a fireworks evening we had in Bushey when i was real nipper (3 or 4), my sister had invited a few kids from her class he was one of them.
I went to the Clapham Common gig as well. They had a great line up, Sting, Gil Scott Heron, Style Council etc
Got on a near empty Victoria line train going north late one morning and found myself sitting opposite Amy Winehouse busy chattering away to a big black guy.
A couple of years ago sitting in waiting area at Paddington Station and Eleanor Tomlinson (Demelza in Poldark) sat down next to me.
In the spirit of keeping this alive, having just returned from Portugal. John Terry with his brother at the driving range
Van Gaal and Bob Wilson in Gigi's talking about Oxlade Chamberlain. ( Bob Wilson saying now he has a settled love life he will go on to great things ).
Alan Brazil and Bobby Davro on the flight home. Davro acting the clown and is just not funny. Alan Brazil has a face like a red satellite dish and carrying so much weight. He is at Ascot today for more food and drink.
Alan Brazil was at the Bobby Robson golf tournament over the weekend, held annually in Portugal with ex pros etc
Apart from golf, what work do you find the former prostitutes end up doing?
In the spirit of keeping this alive, having just returned from Portugal. John Terry with his brother at the driving range
Van Gaal and Bob Wilson in Gigi's talking about Oxlade Chamberlain. ( Bob Wilson saying now he has a settled love life he will go on to great things ).
Alan Brazil and Bobby Davro on the flight home. Davro acting the clown and is just not funny. Alan Brazil has a face like a red satellite dish and carrying so much weight. He is at Ascot today for more food and drink.
Alan Brazil was at the Bobby Robson golf tournament over the weekend, held annually in Portugal with ex pros etc
Apart from golf, what work do you find the former prostitutes end up doing?
Staunch Ipswich is Brasil. He's not a fan of us after two play-off defeats.
A few years ago went to a mate's wedding reception and Jerry Dammers was there (wife was a friend of the bride). I didn't say anything but my mate went all gushy.
I once found the purse of the partner of Guardian cartoonist Martin Rowson.
Turns out I hardly ever see any celebs that I know of.
A few... use to live in La La Land and now in Napa, so see celebs all the time...
- I briefly dated the gal who broke up Tiger Woods' marriage. I still know her, at a distance.
- Khloe Kardashian, at a winery I worked at
- Took a piss at a Lakers game in the bathroom 1992 next to Steven Seagal. The conversation consisted of...
Me: "Hey!" SS: "Hey"
- At a Springsteen concert in LA in 1999... had Arnie and Maria Shriver right below me, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman to my left, Robert Patrick (Terminator 2) to my immediate right and the guy who played "Newman" of Seinfeld, right above me. Was fun!
- briefly dated the gal from Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkeley (one date). We met at a Wayne Dyer seminar in 1997.
- kicked Julia Roberts and her then-husband Lyle Lovett out of my seat at yet another Springsteen concert in 1993 (they had the wrong seat by mistake.)
- Got yelled at by Whoopie Goldberg in 1987 when I worked at Disneyland because I would not let her daughter in with her demin jacket on. It had a middle-finger embroidered on it. Disney had a dress code in the 1980s.
- Saw members of the Go-Gos doing blow in a limo in the back area of Disneyland before a concert they were going to do.
- Got fired from Disneyland for pointing out while driving the double-decker bus that Michael Jackson was walking down Main Street with a ridiculous outfit on. He had a fake nose and a wig and hat and medical mask. I was ready to leave that place and that pretty much secured the deal.
- Met Mitt Romney in the 1990s when he still worked at Bain Capital and before he was in politics.
- The guy who OJ killed, Ron Goldman.... his dad was the guy who sold me my suits at Nordstrom.
Got in a lift with Curtis Strange in Oklahoma City when he was really famous having won the US Open a couple of years on the bounce. He was small and miserable. Unlike his wife and two dogs who were very large (dogs) and cheerful (wife).
A few... use to live in La La Land and now in Napa, so see celebs all the time...
- I briefly dated the gal who broke up Tiger Woods' marriage. I still know her, at a distance.
- Khloe Kardashian, at a winery I worked at
- Took a piss at a Lakers game in the bathroom 1992 next to Steven Seagal. The conversation consisted of...
Me: "Hey!" SS: "Hey"
- At a Springsteen concert in LA in 1999... had Arnie and Maria Shriver right below me, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman to my left, Robert Patrick (Terminator 2) to my immediate right and the guy who played "Newman" of Seinfeld, right above me. Was fun!
- briefly dated the gal from Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkeley (one date). We met at a Wayne Dyer seminar in 1997.
- kicked Julia Roberts and her then-husband Lyle Lovett out of my seat at yet another Springsteen concert in 1993 (they had the wrong seat by mistake.)
- Got yelled at by Whoopie Goldberg in 1987 when I worked at Disneyland because I would not let her daughter in with her demin jacket on. It had a middle-finger embroidered on it. Disney had a dress code in the 1980s.
- Saw members of the Go-Gos doing blow in a limo in the back area of Disneyland before a concert they were going to do.
- Got fired from Disneyland for pointing out while driving the double-decker bus that Michael Jackson was walking down Main Street with a ridiculous outfit on. He had a fake nose and a wig and hat and medical mask. I was ready to leave that place and that pretty much secured the deal.
- Met Mitt Romney in the 1990s when he still worked at Bain Capital and before he was in politics.
- The guy who OJ killed, Ron Goldman.... his dad was the guy who sold me my suits at Nordstrom.
A few... use to live in La La Land and now in Napa, so see celebs all the time...
- I briefly dated the gal who broke up Tiger Woods' marriage. I still know her, at a distance.
- Khloe Kardashian, at a winery I worked at
- Took a piss at a Lakers game in the bathroom 1992 next to Steven Seagal. The conversation consisted of...
Me: "Hey!" SS: "Hey"
- At a Springsteen concert in LA in 1999... had Arnie and Maria Shriver right below me, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman to my left, Robert Patrick (Terminator 2) to my immediate right and the guy who played "Newman" of Seinfeld, right above me. Was fun!
- briefly dated the gal from Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkeley (one date). We met at a Wayne Dyer seminar in 1997.
- kicked Julia Roberts and her then-husband Lyle Lovett out of my seat at yet another Springsteen concert in 1993 (they had the wrong seat by mistake.)
- Got yelled at by Whoopie Goldberg in 1987 when I worked at Disneyland because I would not let her daughter in with her demin jacket on. It had a middle-finger embroidered on it. Disney had a dress code in the 1980s.
- Saw members of the Go-Gos doing blow in a limo in the back area of Disneyland before a concert they were going to do.
- Got fired from Disneyland for pointing out while driving the double-decker bus that Michael Jackson was walking down Main Street with a ridiculous outfit on. He had a fake nose and a wig and hat and medical mask. I was ready to leave that place and that pretty much secured the deal.
- Met Mitt Romney in the 1990s when he still worked at Bain Capital and before he was in politics.
- The guy who OJ killed, Ron Goldman.... his dad was the guy who sold me my suits at Nordstrom.
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John Terry with his brother at the driving range
Van Gaal and Bob Wilson in Gigi's talking about Oxlade Chamberlain. ( Bob Wilson saying now he has a settled love life he will go on to great things ).
Alan Brazil and Bobby Davro on the flight home. Davro acting the clown and is just not funny. Alan Brazil has a face like a red satellite dish and carrying so much weight. He is at Ascot today for more food and drink.
He's not been the same since Rod died 18 years ago.
A couple of years ago sitting in waiting area at Paddington Station and Eleanor Tomlinson (Demelza in Poldark) sat down next to me.
I once found the purse of the partner of Guardian cartoonist Martin Rowson.
Turns out I hardly ever see any celebs that I know of.
;-)
- I briefly dated the gal who broke up Tiger Woods' marriage. I still know her, at a distance.
- Khloe Kardashian, at a winery I worked at
- Took a piss at a Lakers game in the bathroom 1992 next to Steven Seagal. The conversation consisted of...
Me: "Hey!"
SS: "Hey"
- At a Springsteen concert in LA in 1999... had Arnie and Maria Shriver right below me, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman to my left, Robert Patrick (Terminator 2) to my immediate right and the guy who played "Newman" of Seinfeld, right above me. Was fun!
- briefly dated the gal from Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkeley (one date). We met at a Wayne Dyer seminar in 1997.
- kicked Julia Roberts and her then-husband Lyle Lovett out of my seat at yet another Springsteen concert in 1993 (they had the wrong seat by mistake.)
- Got yelled at by Whoopie Goldberg in 1987 when I worked at Disneyland because I would not let her daughter in with her demin jacket on. It had a middle-finger embroidered on it. Disney had a dress code in the 1980s.
- Saw members of the Go-Gos doing blow in a limo in the back area of Disneyland before a concert they were going to do.
- Got fired from Disneyland for pointing out while driving the double-decker bus that Michael Jackson was walking down Main Street with a ridiculous outfit on. He had a fake nose and a wig and hat and medical mask. I was ready to leave that place and that pretty much secured the deal.
- Met Mitt Romney in the 1990s when he still worked at Bain Capital and before he was in politics.
- The guy who OJ killed, Ron Goldman.... his dad was the guy who sold me my suits at Nordstrom.