Getting on a double decker bus and desperately scanning for free seats on lower deck
nearly 50 now and on the rare occasion I get on a bus, I still like to be upstairs at the front
I’m 53 and I still have to get a seat right at the front of a DLR train so I can pretend I’m the driver 😃
Whenever I come down for a match if i get on one of those at night im amazed someone pissed up for a laugh doesn’t chuck the driver off and nick the train !! Im 100% certain that in my youth a few of mates would have done that
I appreciate this is "old" by the standards of someone who's 30 - so I fully expect to be told off by all you old codgers - but the sun baby from the Teletubbies is now expecting a baby of her own.
At the Madonna concert on Saturday, I was delighted that the people in front of me didn’t turn up so I didn’t have to stand when everybody else did…it’s me poor old back!
When you try to switch off the vacuum by pressing the off/on switch twice, only to realise Mrs TCE is using the blaster to dry the dogs and that’s what I can hear. 😳😂
Talking to someone you've just met and unconsciously assuming you're about the same age until it soon transpires that you're old enough to be their father...
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https://ew.com/celebrity/teletubbies-sun-baby-jessica-smith-pregnant/
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I’ve blacked mine over, if I could do it to the reflections in shop windows I would!
https://youtu.be/CgbcQIT7BMc?si=6mQ3xocM7RcbYOjo
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Things that make you feel old
Popped into the Museum today to drop off an old badge ... then realised a lot of the wonderful historical items on show I personally remember !
(I hadn't been for a while and was well worth a revisit)