"Extreme weather conditions" (ed. Feb 14 Floody Hell)

AFKABartram

Have you spotted the Doritos bag yet though ?

Phantom_User

Dealing with the aftermath

Phantom_User

Absurdistan

flyingkiwiDK said:

The storm has moved across North Sea into Denmark. We've had a gust of 120mph! Some reports say its the highest on record! Many trees down

Confirmed

Off_it

Doritos are VAT free. FACT.
So not only are they "foreign" crisps, they don't pay their taxes.

#iblametheEU

AFKABartram

This Doritos bag has been taking the piss all day.

I'm not one for violence, but I hope he blew into the wrong recycling lorry and got bottled.

nth_london_addick

it has caused a lot of suffering and tbh I think david Cameron needs to act so this does not happen again, it is going to cost loads to fix the problem and they now believe wild life in the area have become addicted

O-Randy-Hunt

Hope you stayed off that bike today nla

nth_london_addick

my poor bike the covere blew off in fear of the Dorito pack

O-Randy-Hunt

Should be safe to get out tomorrow. Considering the chilli heatwave bag has moved on to terrorise other parts of the uk.

nth_london_addick

back out tomoz mate regardless that Dorito don't scare me

Off_it

nth london addick said:

back out tomoz mate regardless that Dorito don't scare me

You say that now you're feeling all brave, tanked up on Aspall's - but earlier you shat it. Just admit it.

nth_london_addick

it was the sneaky cool feckas that flanked me from the sides mate done me in, had me all a quaver I can admit it

DaveMehmet

nth london addick said:

it was the sneaky cool feckas that flanked me from the sides mate done me in, had me all a quaver I can admit it

The quavers are getting in on the act now? Typical of them to turn up after the heat's died down. Cheesy c**ts

nth_london_addick

todays left me frazzled

DaveMehmet

I've loved it mate, been 'avin a disco all day.

nth_london_addick

i sat on the sofa for an hr like a big fat cheese puff i cant think of their names you know a wotsit thingy me bob

DaveMehmet

Actually, I've been at home all day cracking off. My watsits are a bit sore now.

nth_london_addick

my mrs said its been running ringos around me all day

ME14addick

It had me all of a quaver!

Mendonca In Asdas

I think these puns are burnt to a crisp.

Anyway I've just done a 45 minute run and stink to high heaven, I'm off to wash me nik naks.

nth_london_addick

should've seen my neighbours the smiths they were in their Jackets all day ( 1990s pun)

Macronate

DaveMehmet said:

Actually, I've been at home all day cracking off. My watsits are a bit sore now.

Salt N Shake

nth_london_addick

Mendonca In Asdas said:

I think these puns are burnt to a crisp.

Anyway I've just done a 45 minute run and stink to high heaven, I'm off to wash me nik naks.

after all the running around today my nik naks are humming like a scampi fry

RedPanda

Che Dorito shirts have started appearing on eBay, the profiteering bastards. Have they no respect?!

nth_london_addick

thank god it wasn't a pack of space raiders

JT

Squares

nth_london_addick

I tried to get a way from them up the woods but was surrounded by walkers

3blokes

Blimey Doritos going crazy in the Southern Counties wotsit all about.
Still glad to hear its all ready salted out.

nth_london_addick

well we have had a red sky tonight so its looking good that tomorrow will be a bright and crisp morning