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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Have you spotted the Doritos bag yet though ?
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
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    Dealing with the aftermath
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    The storm has moved across North Sea into Denmark. We've had a gust of 120mph! Some reports say its the highest on record! Many trees down

    Confirmed
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    Doritos are VAT free. FACT.
    So not only are they "foreign" crisps, they don't pay their taxes.

    #iblametheEU
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    This Doritos bag has been taking the piss all day.

    I'm not one for violence, but I hope he blew into the wrong recycling lorry and got bottled.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    it has caused a lot of suffering and tbh I think david Cameron needs to act so this does not happen again, it is going to cost loads to fix the problem and they now believe wild life in the area have become addicted
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,636
    Hope you stayed off that bike today nla
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    my poor bike the covere blew off in fear of the Dorito pack
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,636
    Should be safe to get out tomorrow. Considering the chilli heatwave bag has moved on to terrorise other parts of the uk.
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    back out tomoz mate regardless that Dorito don't scare me
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    nth london addick said:

    back out tomoz mate regardless that Dorito don't scare me

    You say that now you're feeling all brave, tanked up on Aspall's - but earlier you shat it. Just admit it.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    it was the sneaky cool feckas that flanked me from the sides mate done me in, had me all a quaver I can admit it
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    edited October 2013
    nth london addick said:

    it was the sneaky cool feckas that flanked me from the sides mate done me in, had me all a quaver I can admit it

    The quavers are getting in on the act now? Typical of them to turn up after the heat's died down. Cheesy c**ts
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    todays left me frazzled
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    I've loved it mate, been 'avin a disco all day.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited October 2013
    i sat on the sofa for an hr like a big fat cheese puff i cant think of their names you know a wotsit thingy me bob
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    Actually, I've been at home all day cracking off. My watsits are a bit sore now.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    my mrs said its been running ringos around me all day
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,761
    edited October 2013
    It had me all of a quaver!
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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited October 2013
    I think these puns are burnt to a crisp.

    Anyway I've just done a 45 minute run and stink to high heaven, I'm off to wash me nik naks.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    should've seen my neighbours the smiths they were in their Jackets all day ( 1990s pun)
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    DaveMehmet said:

    Actually, I've been at home all day cracking off. My watsits are a bit sore now.

    Salt N Shake
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    I think these puns are burnt to a crisp.

    Anyway I've just done a 45 minute run and stink to high heaven, I'm off to wash me nik naks.


    after all the running around today my nik naks are humming like a scampi fry

  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,986
    Che Dorito shirts have started appearing on eBay, the profiteering bastards. Have they no respect?!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    thank god it wasn't a pack of space raiders
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Squares
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I tried to get a way from them up the woods but was surrounded by walkers
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Blimey Doritos going crazy in the Southern Counties wotsit all about.
    Still glad to hear its all ready salted out.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    well we have had a red sky tonight so its looking good that tomorrow will be a bright and crisp morning

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