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"Extreme weather conditions" (ed. Feb 14 Floody Hell)

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  • nice merc mate
  • Quiet night in Kent, no more calls than usual and I got a full nights sleep, round my village hardly and damage.
  • cfgs said:

    Quiet night in Kent, no more calls than usual and I got a full nights sleep, round my village hardly and damage.


    get over the enfield then, I have a flaming hot pack of doritos battering my front door now its left my car alone

  • sun's coming out here.
  • Macronate said:

    sun's coming out here.

    that's the heat of those doritos

  • Well I was just surveying the scene out of my bedroom window not being able to get any more sleep (at about half 6) and just after I had decided that given the wind direction there was only one tree that might cause us a problem (a massive oak in next door's), half of the bugger breaks off, flies just short of the window, clips the conservatory roof and lands through the brick wall and fence and squarely in the garden pond. I've since fled to the safety of the office!
  • cfgs said:

    Quiet night in Kent, no more calls than usual and I got a full nights sleep, round my village hardly and damage.

    You're lucky then, because the part of Kent where I live (on top of the North Downs) has taken quite a battering. Nearly all fence panels are down and wrecked and the contents of my neighbour's shed are strewn across the adjacent field,
  • "Doritos" means "little bits of gold"
  • cfgs said:

    Quiet night in Kent, no more calls than usual and I got a full nights sleep, round my village hardly and damage.


    get over the enfield then, I have a flaming hot pack of doritos battering my front door now its left my car alone

    Standing in North Greenwich which is rammed and saw this made me laugh so loud
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  • Well I was just surveying the scene out of my bedroom window not being able to get any more sleep (at about half 6) and just after I had decided that given the wind direction there was only one tree that might cause us a problem (a massive oak in next door's), half of the bugger breaks off, flies just short of the window, clips the conservatory roof and lands through the brick wall and fence and squarely in the garden pond. I've since fled to the safety of the office!


    get some duck tape and fix it back on the tree

  • Well I was just surveying the scene out of my bedroom window not being able to get any more sleep (at about half 6) and just after I had decided that given the wind direction there was only one tree that might cause us a problem (a massive oak in next door's), half of the bugger breaks off, flies just short of the window, clips the conservatory roof and lands through the brick wall and fence and squarely in the garden pond. I've since fled to the safety of the office!


    get some duck tape and fix it back on the tree

    I might need a crane first, but that's not a bad suggestion for phase 2!
  • The sea looked good this morning. Apart from that, just a bit blustery.
  • get your gifs going and find the one of the paparazzi fella on sky getting swept over by the waves
  • This is photo from Leyton this morning, good job no-one was walking underneath this!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/28/article-2478056-1908443500000578-405_964x716.jpg
  • E-cafc said:

    This is photo from Leyton this morning, good job no-one was walking underneath this!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/28/article-2478056-1908443500000578-405_964x716.jpg

    good job it wasn't dole day
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    Do we have a latest on Doritowatch ?
  • it has spead to the garden, beginning to panic now
  • Message from Base Control
    Do we have a latest on Doritowatch ?

    There's a rumour going around on Twitter (#doritowatch2013) that they've been seen attacking a poor, defenceless tree. Bloody immigrants!

  • Sky are despatching a reporter to report "live from the scene" as we type.
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  • Dorset police saying over 100 trees on roads in the county this morning so maybe those Doritos are more powerful than they were given credit for.

    Wandered to the top of the road last night and it was a bit lumpy but I've seen the sea a lot rougher and it didn't feel like the 99 mph they had at the Needles. Ironically had my best journey to work today since the summer holidays were on.
  • Daily Mail reporting the bag was illegally smuggled into the country by a French lorry driver

    #doritowatch
  • Well I was just surveying the scene out of my bedroom window not being able to get any more sleep (at about half 6) and just after I had decided that given the wind direction there was only one tree that might cause us a problem (a massive oak in next door's), half of the bugger breaks off, flies just short of the window, clips the conservatory roof and lands through the brick wall and fence and squarely in the garden pond. I've since fled to the safety of the office!


    get some duck tape and fix it back on the tree

    Not sure if the ducks can fly in this weather.
  • edited October 2013

    Ironically had my best journey to work today since the summer holidays were on.

    Same, once I had got out of the way of the stretch of line that had been closed, getting into Liverpool Street was Olympic-esque in terms of volume of people. I'd imagine half term has helped a lot as well.
  • it has spead to the garden, beginning to panic now

    if you've got false widows out there as well you are well and truly fooked.

  • We didn't have storms before we joined the EU, and certainly didn't have all of these bags of foreign style crisps randomly kicking off. PC gone mad.

    #LenGloverforPM
  • cfgs said:

    Quiet night in Kent, no more calls than usual and I got a full nights sleep, round my village hardly and damage.

    You're lucky then, because the part of Kent where I live (on top of the North Downs) has taken quite a battering. Nearly all fence panels are down and wrecked and the contents of my neighbour's shed are strewn across the adjacent field,
    Doesn't sound good. The fire service had hardly any calls across Kent, far fewer than you would expect. Luckily people seem to have escaped harm other than the bloke that was in the car that had a tree fall on it.

  • edited October 2013

    get your gifs going and find the one of the paparazzi fella on sky getting swept over by the waves

    No gif but here it is on You Tube, love it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0GZxNRW_SU

  • Thames Valley Police have their priorities right! Speed camera van active from 6.30 in my road while less than a mile away the main Ascot - Windsor road had one side blocked in two places by fallen trees. Traffic management? No way!
  • Lovely swim this morning

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