Back in the seventies I did a part time job as security at music gigs so
All of Led Zeppelin Rod Stewart and Britt Ekland (he gave me and my mate a life back in his Limo from Earls Court to Park Lane...she wasn't happy) Carlos Santana Lynryd Skynryd - Had a massive punch up in the dressing room when the police arrived they all started fighting with them. Rednecks doesn't cover it! Dr. Feelgood Ossie Osborne and Tony Iommi The Damned
and too many others that I can't recall
latterly during my travels
Colin Montgomery - trod on his foot on an escalator in T5 and he turned out to be a very nice bloke Bob Geldof - Not particularly friendly Mary Wilson of the Supremes John Cleese Paul Carrack Will Young Gordon Strachan (tiny) Cheryl Baker (her husbands a golf mate) Jim Davidson
Probably more......do I win the name dropometer prize?
I once gave Richard Keys his car keys. I said "Here are your keys, mr Keys."
Andy Gray is the biggest douchebag celeb I have met. Hated him.
Otherwise, been quite lucky really;
Cruise Stallone Lundgren McConaughey Stiller Pitt Christian Bale Eckhart Joel Kinnaman Peter Weller Ben Feldman Aidan Turner Lupita Nyong'o Terry Gibson Gary Neville Ed Chamberlain Rocket/ Tubes/ Fenners etc. Kirsty Gallacher (in her underwear) Edith Bowman (in her underwear) Sugababes (I got a kiss from Keisha) The entire crew of the movie 'Planes'
Good job you didn't meet athlete Tyson Gay with Danny Shittu
Working on Sky 1 show A League of their Own for the last few years on and off. We run an ad funded segment at the end and have had numerous celebs take part in it.
Sir Chris Hoy Nicole Scherzinger David Haye Freddie Flintoff Jamie Redknapp David Walliams Daniel Ricciardo Jenson Button Rory Mcilroy Ian Poulter Cashley Cole Aaron Ramsey James Haskell
Our presenter James Corden is a lovely guy - and always talks enthusiastically about Charlton despite being a hammer.
I was on reception back then, when Rise was on channel 4 in the mornings. I used to have to take messages and coffee and stuff to the dressing rooms. Or more realistically, I'd just find an excuse to wander in. One time I had to "take a message" to those two and they happened to be undressed in make-up. I had to pretend it was all normal. It obviously went straight into the bank.
So walking round channel 4 with a semi-on is the norm is it?
I was on reception back then, when Rise was on channel 4 in the mornings. I used to have to take messages and coffee and stuff to the dressing rooms. Or more realistically, I'd just find an excuse to wander in. One time I had to "take a message" to those two and they happened to be undressed in make-up. I had to pretend it was all normal. It obviously went straight into the bank.
So walking round channel 4 with a semi-on is the norm is it?
I was on reception back then, when Rise was on channel 4 in the mornings. I used to have to take messages and coffee and stuff to the dressing rooms. Or more realistically, I'd just find an excuse to wander in. One time I had to "take a message" to those two and they happened to be undressed in make-up. I had to pretend it was all normal. It obviously went straight into the bank.
So walking round channel 4 with a semi-on is the norm is it?
Yesterday I went to the Wolesley for breakfast. Lorraine Kelly was walking down the stairs toward the toilet so being an upstanding gentleman I waited for her at the bottom so she could pass. Didn't even say thank you.
Yesterday I went to the Wolesley for breakfast. Lorraine Kelly was walking down the stairs toward the toilet so being an upstanding gentleman I waited for her at the bottom so she could pass. Didn't even say thank you.
B*tch.
Have you uploaded the video on www.needtogo.com yet?
Yesterday I went to the Wolesley for breakfast. Lorraine Kelly was walking down the stairs toward the toilet so being an upstanding gentleman I waited for her at the bottom so I could see her growler. Didn't even say thank you.
Yesterday I went to the Wolesley for breakfast. Lorraine Kelly was walking down the stairs toward the toilet so being an upstanding gentleman I waited for her at the bottom so she could pass. Didn't even say thank you.
B*tch.
Must have been bursting for a shit. We've all been there. Eyes on the prize and all that meant she didnt notice you.
Michael Bloomberg recently visited my office and said hello. Horrendously loaded as opposed to particularly famous. Was going to ask if he fancied investing a few hundred million quid in a south east London soccer team but the opportunity never arose
Marilyn Manson Matt Bellamy (Muse) All of Queens of the Stone Age circa 2002 Dave Grohl (He really is that nice) Mark Lanegan Jarvis Cocker Bjork Louis Theroux Dolce & Gabbana Carl Leaburn Nicklas Bendtner Lots of artsists, as its my job... Cindy Sherman John Baldsssari Damien Hirst etc etc etc. Bob Mortimer I have been on Roman Abramovich's private jet with him and also in his office at the Bridge. Romola Garai Was once in a room with Nick Cave but couldn't bring myself to speak to the Dark Lord Elle Macpherson Elton John, and been to his house, ahem ahem.
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All of Led Zeppelin
Rod Stewart and Britt Ekland (he gave me and my mate a life back in his Limo from Earls Court to Park Lane...she wasn't happy)
Carlos Santana
Lynryd Skynryd - Had a massive punch up in the dressing room when the police arrived they all started fighting with them. Rednecks doesn't cover it!
Dr. Feelgood
Ossie Osborne and Tony Iommi
The Damned
and too many others that I can't recall
latterly during my travels
Colin Montgomery - trod on his foot on an escalator in T5 and he turned out to be a very nice bloke
Bob Geldof - Not particularly friendly
Mary Wilson of the Supremes
John Cleese
Paul Carrack
Will Young
Gordon Strachan (tiny)
Cheryl Baker (her husbands a golf mate)
Jim Davidson
Probably more......do I win the name dropometer prize?
Hustle / Made in Dagenham / Ashes to Ashes
Seemed like a nice guy, not the brightest though as he thought it was a heron.
Do you have any vacancies? :-)
; )
...It was filmed at Sky.
B*tch.
Livia Firth
Matt Bellamy (Muse)
All of Queens of the Stone Age circa 2002
Dave Grohl (He really is that nice)
Mark Lanegan
Jarvis Cocker
Bjork
Louis Theroux
Dolce & Gabbana
Carl Leaburn
Nicklas Bendtner
Lots of artsists, as its my job...
Cindy Sherman
John Baldsssari
Damien Hirst
etc etc etc.
Bob Mortimer
I have been on Roman Abramovich's private jet with him and also in his office at the Bridge.
Romola Garai
Was once in a room with Nick Cave but couldn't bring myself to speak to the Dark Lord
Elle Macpherson
Elton John, and been to his house, ahem ahem.
maybe others but cant remember right now.
He was sitting in on my rehearsals today.