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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    cut the tree down and hang him from another one further away from the railway with a sign round his neck saying "C==T" or " Millwall" ----same thing really
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Really hope that he's got one of three things now (Or ideally all three)

    (1) Is Hungry
    (2) Needs the Toilet
    (3) Has an itch he cant get to because if he tries he falls out the tree

    (4) it starts to piss with rain
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    DaveMehmet said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Really hope that he's got one of three things now (Or ideally all three)

    (1) Is Hungry
    (2) Needs the Toilet
    (3) Has an itch he cant get to because if he tries he falls out the tree

    (4) it starts to piss with rain
    In that case

    (5) Bit of Lightning wont hurt (Us)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    (5) Thunder and lightening - an electrical storm the likes you've never seen before.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    (6) i set fire to the tree
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    (6) if he's there for the long haul, Dutch elm disease.
  • ken from bexley
    ken from bexley Posts: 5,083
    DaveMehmet said:

    (6) if he's there for the long haul, Dutch elm disease.

    The way it is going....... might be the quicker 'option'.... after the appropriate Health and Safety 'issues' have been considered, argued, appealed and 'legal aid' requested.
    Just hope that the issue is resolved for the poor people trying to get home tonight!
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Please... Take a ticket and form an orderly queue, this is England remember!!
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Filthy scumbag burglars have rights too ya know?!?!?!
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  • JollyRobin
    JollyRobin Posts: 1,706
    Curb_It said:

    (5) Thunder and lightening - an electrical storm the likes you've never seen before.

    You just know that a storm of this magnitude will only cause further delays to SouthEastern services on the way back home.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    Delaying me on the way to work, I can forgive quite easily, delaying me on the way home is possibly the worst thing you could to aggravate me.

    And if you are the other way round to me, please give me a job where you work.
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Please... Take a ticket and form an orderly queue, this is England remember!!
    It'll be like that scene from Airplane!, with all the passengers queuing up to slap that hysterical woman.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    image
  • Redandwhiteinmyviens
    Redandwhiteinmyviens Posts: 160
    I'd have been pissed if we was playing tonight
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    Redandwhiteinmyviens said:

    I'd have been pissed if we was playing tonight

    Wow, I hope your liver is ok, don't see how that's relevant to this thread though ;-)
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Why has he got knee pads on?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    crawl along the retail park he was robbing?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Oh yes, now you say that I can see.
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Curb_It said:

    crawl along the retail park he was robbing?

    Good point. You obviously know about these things. ;o)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Batman's let himself go since the last film
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Should have jumped ON the bike rather than UP the tree... Might have got a way then
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Should have jumped ON the bike rather than UP the tree... Might have got a way then
    He doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the box though does he?
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    Can't he be used for some sort of target practice?
    He's managed to cause 'Major' disruption on virtually all of the Southeastern train lines.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    expect delays tonight too folks, been a train derailment in Switzerland
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,849
    Seriously though... Just so everyone knows... As things stand no trains are running out of London via Greenwich.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    The geezer is still in the tree then! What a joke that plod cant go up and get the fucker down by force! What a crock of shit waste of resources bullshit! And i cant get home now! My youngest had her tonsils out yesterday and i'm shattered and annoyed and this waste of skin is hampering me going to see her!

    Who votes we all turn up with stones and stone the slut out of the stupid tree? I'll go first! (someone has to pick me up from another station tho!)


  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    Sorry to hear that Ollie. It is a bit of a joke i must admit.

    http://www.itv.com/news/london/story/2014-08-13/train-line-shut-as-suspected-burglar-hides-in-tree/

  • clive
    clive Posts: 19,455
    Alternative route for people travelling to Woolwich or beyond,Jubilee line to Canning Town then DLR to Woolwich Arsenal this should will avoid any overcrowding at North Greenwich.

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