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SouthEastern this Morning

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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    cut the tree down and hang him from another one further away from the railway with a sign round his neck saying "C==T" or " Millwall" ----same thing really
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Really hope that he's got one of three things now (Or ideally all three)

    (1) Is Hungry
    (2) Needs the Toilet
    (3) Has an itch he cant get to because if he tries he falls out the tree

    (4) it starts to piss with rain
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    DaveMehmet said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Really hope that he's got one of three things now (Or ideally all three)

    (1) Is Hungry
    (2) Needs the Toilet
    (3) Has an itch he cant get to because if he tries he falls out the tree

    (4) it starts to piss with rain
    In that case

    (5) Bit of Lightning wont hurt (Us)
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    (5) Thunder and lightening - an electrical storm the likes you've never seen before.
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    (6) i set fire to the tree
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    (6) if he's there for the long haul, Dutch elm disease.
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    ken from bexleyken from bexley
    DaveMehmet said:

    (6) if he's there for the long haul, Dutch elm disease.

    The way it is going....... might be the quicker 'option'.... after the appropriate Health and Safety 'issues' have been considered, argued, appealed and 'legal aid' requested.
    Just hope that the issue is resolved for the poor people trying to get home tonight!
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Please... Take a ticket and form an orderly queue, this is England remember!!
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Filthy scumbag burglars have rights too ya know?!?!?!
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    JollyRobinJollyRobin
    Curb_It said:

    (5) Thunder and lightening - an electrical storm the likes you've never seen before.

    You just know that a storm of this magnitude will only cause further delays to SouthEastern services on the way back home.
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Delaying me on the way to work, I can forgive quite easily, delaying me on the way home is possibly the worst thing you could to aggravate me.

    And if you are the other way round to me, please give me a job where you work.
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    Plumstead_MickyPlumstead_Micky
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Huskaris said:

    If the police don't get him down by the rush hour this evening I think I will.

    Please... Take a ticket and form an orderly queue, this is England remember!!
    It'll be like that scene from Airplane!, with all the passengers queuing up to slap that hysterical woman.
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    image
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    RedandwhiteinmyviensRedandwhiteinmyviens
    I'd have been pissed if we was playing tonight
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Why has he got knee pads on?
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    crawl along the retail park he was robbing?
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Oh yes, now you say that I can see.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Curb_It said:

    crawl along the retail park he was robbing?

    Good point. You obviously know about these things. ;o)
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Batman's let himself go since the last film
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Should have jumped ON the bike rather than UP the tree... Might have got a way then
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Huskaris said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Why has he got knee pads on?

    Looks like motorcycle gear to me.
    Should have jumped ON the bike rather than UP the tree... Might have got a way then
    He doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the box though does he?
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    Plumstead_MickyPlumstead_Micky
    Can't he be used for some sort of target practice?
    He's managed to cause 'Major' disruption on virtually all of the Southeastern train lines.
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    expect delays tonight too folks, been a train derailment in Switzerland
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Seriously though... Just so everyone knows... As things stand no trains are running out of London via Greenwich.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Sorry to hear that Ollie. It is a bit of a joke i must admit.

    http://www.itv.com/news/london/story/2014-08-13/train-line-shut-as-suspected-burglar-hides-in-tree/

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    cliveclive
    Alternative route for people travelling to Woolwich or beyond,Jubilee line to Canning Town then DLR to Woolwich Arsenal this should will avoid any overcrowding at North Greenwich.
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