I'll add the health and happiness of my puppy, who is almost to the 6 month mark post heart trouble. She absolutely loves it up here in Oregon, where there's all kinds of new smells and wild animals to watch and everything is so green. We're staying with my best friend and her fiance and Cass is just smothered with love and affection all the time .
Getting an invite to meet the owners of our new puppy's father. Then receiving a picture of them with their dogs!! Ahem.......Oh, ok then I suppose I better make an effort. I wouldn't normally bother. Now where's the Blue Stratos.........
My 5 and 3 years boys often ask me to help wipe their bums after a pooh, but invariably there is absolutely no mark on the toilet paper. They literally do shit free poohs !!!
My 5 and 3 years boys often ask me to help wipe their bums after a pooh, but invariably there is absolutely no mark on the toilet paper. They literally do shit free poohs !!!
Have them occasionally myself...The worst times are when the the pooh disappears straight down the pipe too so it leaves you questioning whether you really had a pooh or whether you were imagining it.
My 5 and 3 years boys often ask me to help wipe their bums after a pooh, but invariably there is absolutely no mark on the toilet paper. They literally do shit free poohs !!!
Have them occasionally myself...The worst times are when the the pooh disappears straight down the pipe too so it leaves you questioning whether you really had a pooh or whether you were imagining it.
Slipping security at an event and getting away with it. Was at Brands Hatch yesterday and they were demonstrating an example of Hunt's old Mclaren and managed to get onto the pit lane as they were waiting to go (more through luck than anything).
Shit the life out of me when they started it up whilst I had my back to it though.
Spending 1 hour a week for the past 3 weeks with a beautiful lady and her not quite as pretty dog and thinking I get feckin paid for this and people out there think I've fecked my life up
Spending 1 hour a week for the past 3 weeks with a beautiful lady and her not quite as pretty dog and thinking I get feckin paid for this and people out there think I've fecked my life up
Spending 1 hour a week for the past 3 weeks with a beautiful lady and her not quite as pretty dog and thinking I get feckin paid for this and people out there think I've fecked my life up
Which one are you calling a dog?
I turned down the chance to meet those ladies as the Dog (Valli's father) wasn't with them, only to be sent a picture of our puppy's father with them, I spent the next two hours slamming the car door on my head. No one told me they looked like that...... Not one of my best days work.
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I'll add the health and happiness of my puppy, who is almost to the 6 month mark post heart trouble. She absolutely loves it up here in Oregon, where there's all kinds of new smells and wild animals to watch and everything is so green. We're staying with my best friend and her fiance and Cass is just smothered with love and affection all the time
Then receiving a picture of them with their dogs!!
Ahem.......Oh, ok then I suppose I better make an effort. I wouldn't normally bother.
Now where's the Blue Stratos.........
My 5 and 3 years boys often ask me to help wipe their bums after a pooh, but invariably there is absolutely no mark on the toilet paper. They literally do shit free poohs !!!
The sigh of relief from me can be heard on the other side of the country
Shit the life out of me when they started it up whilst I had my back to it though.