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    hudson-son-sonhudson-son-son
    Katrien told me that herself and Luzon had to have some long nights negotiating to get our new signing in from the Bundesliga.

    "Hanover?"

    "No we only had a few"
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    CallumcafcCallumcafc
    edited July 2015
    Chizz said:

    "Katrien has signed a player that was on loan at an Italian club".

    "Genoa?"

    "Not very well, but I have met her a couple of times".

    seth plum said:

    "Katrien has signed a player from Afghanistan"

    "Jalalabad?"

    "No! I'm a very good singer actually!"

    ValleyGary said:

    "Katrien has signed a player from Kingston"

    "Jamaica?"

    "No! It was by her own accord."

    MrOneLung said:

    I asked Katrien of any plans to scout players from Scandinavia.

    Norway she said.

    Ok, was only asking.

    lordromford said:

    "I'm not sure, but I think Katrien has signed someone from a northern US state."

    "Alaska?"

    "Oh, thanks mate. While you're there, can you find out what position he plays?"

    lordromford said:

    Katrien told me the manager is signing a new player from Latvia.

    "Riga?" I enquired.

    "No, Luzon." She responded.

    DanDavis said:

    "Katrien mentioned that she could be close to signing someone from the former USSR."

    "Russia?"

    "Nope, She said she'd tell me when she's good and ready"

    lordromford said:

    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from Houston.

    "Texas?" I said.

    "I'd prefer to tell you face to face." She replied.

    soapy_jones said:

    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the south of France.

    "Toulouse?" I said.

    " No, to win hopefully. What are you, some kind of idiot?" She replied.

    sirjohnhumphrey said:

    KM told me she had approached a woman in the north west of the USA to be our new tea lady.

    "Alaska?" I enquired

    "No, I already have. Just waiting for her response" she replied.

    CAFC_Norfolk said:

    I told KM that my sister, living in the south of France, had just given birth.

    "Nice?" she enquired

    "No, it's a nephew actually" I replied.

    sam3110 said:

    Katrien told me she'll be watching her phone waiting for confirmation of a player coming in from an island soon.

    Hawaii? I asked

    No it's a samsung, she replied

    These are quality. More please.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    edited July 2015
    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from a small town in Brittany.

    "Baud?" I said.

    " No, he has a full head of hair?" She replied.

    Unfortunately I have time on my hands, a laptop and good internet to hand...sorry!
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the former Soviet Union.

    "Russian?" I said.

    " Well, we've got a couple of weeks till the transfer window closes ?" She replied.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player flying in from Oslo.

    "Norway?" I said.

    " Come on, would I lie to you" She replied.
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    sirjohnhumphreysirjohnhumphrey
    KM hasn't heard from the Alaskan woman so has updated me saying she has invited a woman from Indonesia over for interview.

    "Jakarta?" I enquired

    "No. I put her on a plane" she assured me.
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    CAFC_NorfolkCAFC_Norfolk
    KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.

    "Chile?" I enquired

    "Probably, as he is used to a warmer climate" she replied.
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    hudson-son-sonhudson-son-son
    edited July 2015
    Katrien told me she was close to signing a player from one of the top teams in Austria who wanted to come to England.

    "Graz?"

    "Yeah thanks he looks really good"
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    PL54PL54
    CAFC_Norfolk said:

    KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.

    "Chile?" I enquired

    "No, I'm always pleased to see you" she replied.

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    Sonicstud85Sonicstud85
    Does any one know what nationality he is?

    Czech?

    Ok I'll go on Wikipedia
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    Sonicstud85Sonicstud85
    Help me out funny man! I ain't got it in my arsenal
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    CallumcafcCallumcafc
    se9addick said:

    Sonicstud85 said:

    Does any one know what nationality he is?

    Czech?

    Ok I'll go on Wikipedia

    You could have worked that into a Katrien joke and you know you could. Let yourself down there.
    [F]lagged for poor application. Unexceptable.
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    CallumcafcCallumcafc
    Sonicstud85 said:

    Flagged: "Unacceptable"

    Oh my god. I am going to hide now. That is seriously poor.
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    WSSWSS
    edited July 2015
    Katrien whatsapp'd me earlier about a wonderkid we were signing from South America.

    "Chile?" I asked

    "No, I'm sweating, the air conditioning at The Valley is broken" she said

    Bollocks- someone done Chile. I would flag myself, but I can't. *hic*
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    PL54PL54
    WSS said:

    Katrien whatsapp'd me earlier about a wonderkid we were signing from South America.

    "Chile?" I asked

    "No, I'm sweating, the air conditioning at The Valley is broken" she said

    Cheers Col
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    CAFC_NorfolkCAFC_Norfolk
    KM told me the club were giving a trial to the former Aston Villa defender Herd who was from somewhere in Australia

    "Sydney?" I enquired

    "No, I think he's called Chris" she replied.
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    sam3110sam3110
    Katrien told me to expect a big signing soon, whilst we were having a drink in Bartrams.

    Stout? I asked

    No, but he's bloody tall, she replied
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    VincenzoVincenzo
    Isn't there already a thread for shit jokes?


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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Katriens got stopped by the police for speeding on way to watch a player from Poole.

    In Dorset?

    Yeah, got three points and a fine.
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    lordromfordlordromford
    "Damn!" Said Katrien.
    She then told me we missed out on a big up and coming star because we wouldn't pay for his pet rodent to be shipped from the Netherlands.

    "Amsterdam?" I asked.

    "No, Guinea Pig, damn!" She replied
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