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The Katrien Meire Prize for incompetence

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  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    KM is just a bit confused - she thought the next match was away to Dubai County .... She's been so stressed the stadium will soon be renamed after new sponsors - The Valium.

    Refer to the CL thread Dutch TV interview with Katrien Meire (which to be fair got mostly positive comments on here). The impression given was that during the summer she's pretty much the only one around.

    There must be the suspicion that her holiday destination is linked to possible interest in the sale of the club. Old 'uns on here will have no trouble recognising RD, RM and KM as the new Wilson, Keppel and Betty.

  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    So she won't be around when if and to all intents and purposes when relegation is confirmed to avoid the fans. COWard!
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,163
    edited April 2016
    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    Now that we're slipping down a league RD has ordered m'lady to investigate the pyramid system ....

  • Now that we're slipping down a league RD has ordered m'lady to investigate the pyramid system ....

    But, typically, sent her to the wrong feckin' country....
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    I have never cancelled a holiday due to the poor performance of my employer, but then again I'm not a CEO - and my employer hasn't ever gone into meltdown.

    So are we saying she missed the QPR game then? Didn't we have an international break a couple of weeks ago?

    I have, as a relatively mid-level software engineer around 2 years ago.

    When working on a healthcare project I once arrived in my office in the morning - complete with luggage - took my line manager aside and mentioned some integration difficulties we were having with a diagnostics imaging partner and informed him that I would liaise with them in the morning and decide whether or not it was appropriate for me to take my leave and depart for a flight in the afternoon.

    I didn't take my leave, lost a few hundred pounds on a 4 day trip to Copenhagen and subsequently worked my weekend too.

    The only difference is I was paying the price for someone elses fuck up, she - as CEO - has ran away from a fuck up of her own making.
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406

    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

    In defence of the staff, I would not expect my company to give out specific details other than X is not in the office and then to ask if anyone else can help. I suspect they do know but were caught on the hop, which in itself is surprising given the current siege mentality surrounding all employees.

    Odd that nobody at the club seems to want to comment other than Sue!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,004
    LuckyReds said:

    rikofold said:

    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

    You were lucky you didn't get Mandy. She'd have transferred you to the Post Office.
    I wish everyone would leave off Mandy... do you guys not understand how disrespectatable it is to make fun of other people?!
    Absolutely...able
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  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    LuckyReds said:

    rikofold said:

    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

    You were lucky you didn't get Mandy. She'd have transferred you to the Post Office.
    I wish everyone would leave off Mandy... do you guys not understand how disrespectatable it is to make fun of other people?!
    Ooh you are awful LuckyReds, but i like you.
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351
    edited April 2016
    Have a break - you don't give a shit, Kat !!
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,163
    mogodon said:

    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

    In defence of the staff, I would not expect my company to give out specific details other than X is not in the office and then to ask if anyone else can help. I suspect they do know but were caught on the hop, which in itself is surprising given the current siege mentality surrounding all employees.

    Odd that nobody at the club seems to want to comment other than Sue!
    Fair comment but I suppose one might at least expect that the front line staff taking calls would have the correct extension number for the Press Office. I never did get put through and when I tried later in the day there was evidently no-one in the Press Office to take my call. ho-hum.
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,406

    mogodon said:

    Just rang the club (2.30pm) to ask them whether they could confirm that Katrien Meire was on holiday in Dubai.

    I was informed by 'her assistant' that she was out of the office. When I asked if she was out of the office in Dubai the lady replied that she didn't know.

    I then said 'you are telling me that you are Katrien Meire's assistant but you don't know where she is?

    The lady said she could not comment but could transfer me to the Press Office.

    After a few minutes waiting as I heard the line being transferred around. Then she came back on the line to say that she had pressed the wrong numbers for the Press Office.

    I was then connected to the security office where a young lad told me had no idea where Katrien Meire was and hadn't been told and that the Press Office were all dealing with enquires relating to the Under 21 game.

    Both employee's of the club were polite and helpful in as much as they could be but I sense the desperation of those thrust into the forward line to take the flak whilst the general (or is this case CEO) sits behind the lines and well away from the action.

    If you have indeed treated your staff like this (and let only your perceived need to know staff that you were going) then Katrien Meire you have dropped even lower in my estimation if that were possible as you appear not even to have any common decency.

    I will apologise for that last sentence if anyone can prove it wrong.

    In defence of the staff, I would not expect my company to give out specific details other than X is not in the office and then to ask if anyone else can help. I suspect they do know but were caught on the hop, which in itself is surprising given the current siege mentality surrounding all employees.

    Odd that nobody at the club seems to want to comment other than Sue!
    Fair comment but I suppose one might at least expect that the front line staff taking calls would have the correct extension number for the Press Office. I never did get put through and when I tried later in the day there was evidently no-one in the Press Office to take my call. ho-hum.
    Yes. One is corporate policy/etiquette which is fair. The other is a behind-the-scenes mess which is symptomatic of the general malaise at the club.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008

    Is it really necessary to keep dragging quotes from Sue Parkes across from Facebook in order to slag her off without even the opportunity to defend herself? Agree or disagree with her, she is entitled to her opinion and has a right to voice it. Personally not particularly comfortable with her being singled out, especially as most of the people doing it are hiding behind an anonymous alias on a message board while she posts openly under her real name.

    Sorry, I didn't catch your name ?
  • What does she actually do though? Players contracts - best she is around in the summer; new signings - summer; entertaining other clubs - cant see Derby/QPR being upset she is not there; speaking with sponsors - all gone; speaking with fans - mostly gone.

    She makes no relevant decisions as she is just RD's lacky. Not bothered when she goes on holiday, i doubt it makes a difference.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Good on you Gloria Airman Gaynor.
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,958

    Have a break - you don't give a shit, Kat !!

    Does suggest a certain song for this Saturday.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    edited April 2016
    Let us hope that KM is being "incompetent" with some poor fecker on the beach, gets caught and gets sentenced to 25 years...
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    edited April 2016
    Hmmm, never wished a physical injury on anyone before but I hear those polo ponies can deliver several injuries that mean air travel isn't possible

    Good luck Katrien.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Physical....FFS
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,700

    Seems I've been removed from the Charlton Facebook group tonight for the heinous offence of holding a different view to Sue Parkes. I think I'll survive . . .

    Well Sue Parkes has been removed as admin aswell so it's not all bad
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757

    Seems I've been removed from the Charlton Facebook group tonight for the heinous offence of holding a different view to Sue Parkes. I think I'll survive . . .

    Hero
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051

    Physical....FFS

    You know you can edit your posts right? :smile:
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,230
    edited April 2016

    Seems I've been removed from the Charlton Facebook group tonight for the heinous offence of holding a different view to Sue Parkes. I think I'll survive . . .

    Well Sue Parkes has been removed as admin aswell so it's not all bad
    Along with a couple of people as well. For the best in my opnion. When you are too close as she is, it's best sometimes in to keep quiet and not antagonise other supporters, as appears to be have been the case for the past 6 months. To have your name all over the back of the South London Press back at the start of this year, could not have been nice to read.
  • Seems I've been removed from the Charlton Facebook group tonight for the heinous offence of holding a different view to Sue Parkes. I think I'll survive . . .

    Well Sue Parkes has been removed as admin aswell so it's not all bad
    Does @i_b_b_o_r_g know this position is now up for grabs then?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    rikofold said:

    Physical....FFS

    You know you can edit your posts right? :smile:
    Um, I never had. Don't know why. That is going to save me a lot of annoyance when I press post just after noticing a typo but too late to have corrected it.
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,015
    cafcfan said:

    Hey Sue, perhaps things would be JUST a little bit less hectic in the summer if the club didn't keep churning players?
    Someone calculated the numbers for the last two years. I can't remember them but they were huge.

    45 since the circus rolled into town.

  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    She's doing a bit of scouting. Multi-tasking while the club (we are told) is looking for a new head scout.