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Best nicknames you've ever heard

North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
edited January 2017 in Not Sports Related
I've known a bloke called Stevie for about 7 years as he goes to the same local pub as me, and only tonight did I find out it's not his real name.

He apparently used to sell blinds, so was a blind man - Stevie Wonder, Stevie.

Got me thinking about nicknames and I was wondering the best nicknames (and reasons behind them) you've heard?

The one I can think of off the top of my head is a guy who used to play for a Sunday league team I was on whose surname was McPhee - he kept trying to get everyone to call him Shooie despite us telling him he couldn't choose his own nickname. Cue the next guy on the team being given the nickname Shooie.

Sure you'll all have better ones!
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  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Used to work with a guy called Moley as he looked like Adrian Mole ,
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    My cousins got a mate called Beer mat
  • RedPandaRedPanda
    There's a bike racer, Glenn Irwin who's known in certain circles as "The Human Swear Jar."
  • johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    A friend told me of a work mate called Cess,surname Pitt.
    England cricketer John Crawley was called Creepy.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    There used to be a lad at work who had a Mohican haircut, he was known as last of.
  • Half NelsonHalf Nelson
    Paul ( human ) Romaines, English cricketer.
  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    Dave
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Also worked with a guy called Ruby (surname Murry)
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  • BeardfaceBeardface
    I got called dicknose once.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    No.1 in South London said:

    Dave

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  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Used to play rugby with Richard (Dick) Pett .. nickname Crum
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    The late Kent & England cricketer Graham Dilley was nicknamed Picca.
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    Work with a lad from Middlesbrough. Call him Powerhouse because it was about the time when Osborne rambled on about 'the northern powerhouse'.
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    The former Kent batsman Neil Taylor was known as 'Crime' as in crime doesn't pay apparently.

    Something to with the drinks he allegedly didn't buy!
  • smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Worked with a fella who's surname was Sandal, he was known as Flip Flop.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Just remembered another one from Sunday league - we had two Nigerian students called Obi on the team, so they were 'Obi 1' and 'Obi Twice'.
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    One of me dads old workmates Terry Bell was known as dinger
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  • foresthillredforesthillred
    My Sunday side in the late eighties had a Northern Irish fella nicknamed Semtex. It later transpired he had been very aptly named!
  • 25May9825May98
    I was told that Gladstone Small was sometimes called Pearl. If you google Glsdstone Small you will find he was a cricketer and he had no neck. Hence, he was neckless.
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Used to work with a fella nicknamed Egg on Legs.
  • addickfanaticaddickfanatic
    Harbajhan Singh the Indian spinner is known as the "Turbanator"
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Jane "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Herrington.
  • newyorkaddicknewyorkaddick
    edited January 2017
    Carlton Cole = Can't Control
    Bernt Haas = Vindaloo
    Cesar Azpilicueta = Dave
    Luther Blissett = Luther Miss-It
  • ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    our Sunday team centre forward years ago used to be called 'jigsaw' cause he fell to pieces in the box
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