The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)
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Too good for those t***ersAddickted said:
Was that Keats or Tennyson?soapy_jones said:
Mary had a little lambbenjest1989 said:Can we just talk in poems from now on?
She kept it in a bucket
And every time that lamb got loose
The dog would try to fuck it.1 -
What is your day job?CL_Phantom said:
I opened this thread expecting,Uboat said:I'm anticipating some bad tempered, 'I opened this thread after seeing 50 unread posts only to find...' type comments.
To see Roland Duchatelet leaving,
But what I faced instead,
Filled me with dread,
50 new posts of rhyming!0 -
Poetry's not your game son.ct_addick said:If and when the new owners take over I hope they keep Robinson on as I think he is doing a decent job and knows this division. If we get to the championship and they are ambitious then maybe change it up to get us to next level as I am not sure he has what it takes to get us there.
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I wondered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er charlton Valley,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of red and white Addick fans;
Beside the pitch, beneath the stands,
Jumping and supporting in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a pitch:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling sport in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the Addick thrills.6 -
Now that was a collaborative effort by Keats and Tennyson, after a night out on the piss.Solidgone said:Roland stood upon a burning deck,
His face was all but fluttered.
Nevermind dear boy said a man at the back
I am your prospective buyer.
My name isn't Shiek nor Spiv nor Abdul,
Nor one of the bods from they syrupy drink of red bull.
I indeed drove a bus, it was red like most,
I'm a Walrus not Rodney the one from the coast.
Well Ebbsfleet is near and there's something to do
whilst I waiting in the sidings with my choo choo ka choos.
It's close, it's happening it's gif pleasing good
It's not long now before that fucking arsehole sells up and fucks off away from our club.
Roland Out!0 -
You lot will be pleased to hear that I'm going to sleep now.
Duchatelet OUT!0 -
PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD3
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I'm beginning to fear for the sanity of some on here5
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There once was a message board website,
Where a takeover made members up-tight,
A thread was created,
The facts were debated,
But by page one eight seven it was all shite.21 -
Surely the most appropriate poem for Roly is Pam Ayres' I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth.16
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Charlton are red.
Millwall are blue.
Roland's decrepit.
Meire hasn't a clue.21 -
Get a grip lads ,enough of this loved up poetry nonsense, it’s serious stuff, not Acne ridden sixth form.1
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@ of a bad bunch... let’s just go for the ride and see where it takes us...0
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I really never expected to see my several times Great Aunt in Law (Felicity Hemans) parodied on Charlton Life.Solidgone said:Roland stood upon a burning deck,
His face was all but fluttered.
Nevermind dear boy said a man at the back
I am your prospective buyer.
My name isn't Shiek nor Spiv nor Abdul,
Nor one of the bods from they syrupy drink of red bull.
I indeed drove a bus, it was red like most,
I'm a Walrus not Rodney the one from the coast.
Well Ebbsfleet is near and there's something to do
whilst I waiting in the sidings with my choo choo ka choos.
It's close, it's happening it's gif pleasing good
It's not long now before that fucking arsehole sells up and fucks off away from our club.
Roland Out!
Life is so full of surprises.
PS Wrong @catfordmorry... 'twas a woman what wrote it.4 -
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My sincere apologies Weegie2
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ENOUGH ALREADY!1
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Relax people! I land back at Heathrow Monday morning with news from Australia.
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Rhyming you say? All together now...
Wooooooooooah, Kaaaaaatrien’s...3 - Sponsored links:
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God I have been coming here so long that even the poetry threads are repeating themselves.1 -
Sell the club while we're still in the top six you old codger.1
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No updates then?0
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Will you be at the Blackburn game next Saturday ?ozaddick said:Relax people! I land back at Heathrow Monday morning with news from Australia.
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I will indeed FF! Are you going? It’ll be lovely to see you again.Fanny Fanackapan said:
Will you be at the Blackburn game next Saturday ?ozaddick said:Relax people! I land back at Heathrow Monday morning with news from Australia.
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Indeed !ozaddick said:
I will indeed FF! Are you going? It’ll be lovely to see you again.Fanny Fanackapan said:
Will you be at the Blackburn game next Saturday ?ozaddick said:Relax people! I land back at Heathrow Monday morning with news from Australia.
We're on the 10.30 out of Euston but may not be early enough for a drink before the match.
However, we don't leave Blackburn until 19.32 so maybe we could meet up for one or three after the game ...0 -
Yes, and encouraging.Valley11 said:No updates then?
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Any info you can share?Airman Brown said:
Yes, and encouraging.Valley11 said:No updates then?
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You can't leave it at that ... you saying that means I'm going to have to keep checking this thread every five minutes for updatesAirman Brown said:
Yes, and encouraging.Valley11 said:No updates then?
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Midnight bombshell......cmon @Airman Brown1