Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

Redvalleyeast

The meats a bit bloody

Bubble

I should probably clean this when I'm finished

blackpool72

Plenty more in the tank

AFKABartram

Try using a spoon

All_Thaid_Up

You always finish before me!

Huskaris

Can I get the bill please....

Huskaris

Where would you like your gravy?

sam3110

This mash is a bit lumpy

How do you like your eggs?

I like to start on the outside and work my way in

Invite your family over, there's enough to go around

AFKABartram

It tastes fine. I just wasn't expecting it to look like that

blackpool72

AFKABartram said:

It tastes fine. I just wasn't expecting it to look like that

Keep this up and the mods Will be on to you AFKA

ricky_otto

Would you like to sample my speciality?.....its Toad in the hole.

All_Thaid_Up

Spit it out if you don't like it

3blokes

Did you say there was a bun in the oven?

My, what an appetite you've got today!

Yes, you can use your fingers.

Squirty cream anyone?

Gravesend_Addick

Huskaris said:

Can I get the bill please....

Ding ding. We have a winner

All_Thaid_Up

Call that a sausage it's more like a chipolata

twiggyaddick

It has a very sweet taste, quite moist though

A-R-T-H-U-R

You've got some on your chin

A-R-T-H-U-R

Is Grandma coming?

A-R-T-H-U-R

Best. Roast. Ever.

All_Thaid_Up

Your sister never complains about my meat

Neither does your mum

North Lower Neil

Wow, that was quick.

twiggyaddick

You need the help of a good drink to get through that

North Lower Neil

Oops, I pea'd on the table.

AFKABartram

And you say you normally have this soldiers?

North Lower Neil

Blimey, that's spitting a bit.

North Lower Neil

Did you get that one from your mum?

North Lower Neil

What do you mean, you don't eat meat?

i_b_b_o_r_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPUH3J5T_gU

North Lower Neil

Well, hopefully it tastes nicer than it looks.

Lordflashheart

The wrong name.....