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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.
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What exactly do you mean by "I had some while you were at work"?3
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Try my cock au vin!1
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Do you want this everywhere or just over your breasts?2
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My gosh she put the whole thing in her mouth in one go5
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I wish you hadn't invited your parents to join us.0
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That's a magnificent spread.1
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Is it wrong to lick my fingers afterwards?1
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I wish we could have this every night0
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I bloody love an Italian.7
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Get in she brought out the bargain bucket0
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With or without aperitif.0
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You want some chocolate on that ?
( Can't believe I posted that!)5 -
You want a flake in that love.2
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You polished off a big portion there!0
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Shall I give my left overs to the dog?3
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I'd prefer it if you didn't invite your entire family round next time.1
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May I use the finger bowl?2
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Don't worry this cheese is definately vegetarian.0
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Lets change position, my elbows are in the mash.3
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You have it all round your face.
Fish again ffs0 -
Do you want it on the table or on the sofa...1
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"I feel so fat."
*Cries*0 -
That tastes wrong1
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And you say it's got plenty of vitamins?0
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Here, let me wipe your chin.0
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It got stuck in my throat.0
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You're choking on a bone?0
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"For what we are about to receive,may the lord make us truly thankful"..6
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This tastes of shit1
