Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

Gravesend_Addick

This prawn tastes funny

iamdan

Do you cum here often?

Macronate

When you said I could come round for crabs.....

SuedeAdidas

It's gonna hurt my bum'ole when that comes out.

Fumbluff

Argh, I've dropped my breadstick in and it's too hot to scoop it out at the minute

hawksmoor

Ah, I see you've already tried my dill dough.

limeygent

Would you like a little more stuffing?

A-R-T-H-U-R

I'm partial to a bit of meat and two veg myself.

guinnessaddick

The problem with dunking is it goes soft if you leave it in too long.

sam3110

I fancy a spit-roast tonight, shall we invite the neighbors round?

I like to run my finger round the rim and lick it afterwards

Its always a struggle to swallow that last mouthful

I prefer the dark meat to the white

Don't handle them too much or they'll deflate!

Huskaris

I've got brown sauce all over the place again.

LouisMend

Well this is a badly packed kebab

*ducks incoming flags*

SoundAsa£

"How would you like your steak Sir?"

"Leave the horns on and wipe its arse."

A-R-T-H-U-R

"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"

thai malaysia addick

Is this a micro meal?

Fiiish

Can I toss your salad?

MrOneLung

Excuse me, I was choking on a bone.

McBobbin

Looks like it's me cleaning up again

man_at_milletts

Just pop that pineapple ring on the top there.

man_at_milletts

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"

That should keep you going for another ten minutes ARTHUR.

guinnessaddick

I can't believe it's not butter.

Horsfield9

Is it 10% off for cash ?

addickfanatic

You sure that's a sausage it looks more like a chipolata

Dazzler21

That was alright I guess

dizzee

That took me 2 minutes.

MrOneLung

I dont do vanilla.

dizzee

I ate that inbred.

Dazzler21

I think you need to go and clean yourself up

Dazzler21

Hmm I hope you're not a double dipper.

PaddyP17

Go on, get some of that down you!