Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

PaddyP17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mra4JojUxkk

Gravesend_Addick

Don't let the dog lick it!

addickfanatic

nobody said anything about spotted dick being on the menu

CAFCsayer

Is that how you normally have it? It might aswell be still alive

McBobbin

I'm vegan

SOTF

If the last two nights are anything to go by:

'It's too hot'.

Horsfield9

Are you sure it's supposed to taste like this ?

twiggyaddick

Who wants fish fingers?

Saga Lout

Just how I like it - tender and moist

StigThundercock

Isn't it strange how different your tastes are from your sister's

2 minutes each side is usually plenty

Shall we have it in front of the telly or be classy and use the dining table?

Don't go swimming straight after cos you'll get cramp.

It never really looks the same as the one on the menu.

However much you dislike the taste, it's always rude to spit it out.

IdleHans

No, not yet. Put it back in for 20 minutes.

Carter

You like chicken? Try this *zip thwump*

This is fowl

Jack_Charlton

Do I have to use a knife and fork or can I just use my fingers.