Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

Atletico Addick

Wish I got to eat out more often

Arsenetatters

I'm not sure I can manage all that. It's rather spicy and might leave my arse in tatters in the morning.

3blokes

It's a fairly basic tart but it's been dressed up rather nicely and should go down a treat.

shine166

double dip ?

oohaahmortimer

Shall I finish these beans off in your backdoor

3blokes

That's a bit of a dirty fork you've got there....

ozaddick

Can I have a second helping?

Stig

And for afters we're having banana surprise.

Baldybonce

I've got a hair in my teeth.

ricky_otto

Would you like to taste some of my jerk sauce - should only take a few seconds.

jonseventyfive

Oh sorry that sneaked out.

guinnessaddick

Anyone for cream pie?

Stig

I wouldn't want my lips and arse holes any other way.

SantaClaus

Well I liked it.

LouisMend

Never thought I'd say this but I really enjoyed going vegan.

Baldybonce

Sorry, it was the Brussel sprouts.

Dazzler21

You think his tastes better than mine?

Horsfield9

Black pepper?

Horsfield9

Do you accept 2 for 1 vouchers?

ricky_otto

I love KFC - After You've had the Breast and the Leg, you're still left with a greasy box to put the bone in.

addickfanatic

Wow you can fit a lot in your mouth

addickfanatic

Her- that didn't look as big as portion as advertised

buckshee

Are you full?

Hartleypete

Try this, it's fowl.

Dazzler21

Typical you go to a fancy place and the serving is tiny.

3blokes

Lovely dumplings.....

SantaClaus

You need to finish up, the next booking has just arrived.

ricky_otto

When is the nosh coming.

milo

Anyone else want to stir my porridge?

twiggyaddick

I don't think that should have been done raw