Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.

guinnessaddick

Beanz, meanz.

bobmunro

Pass the olive oil - don't think it needs to be extra virgin.

Stig

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.

Nicholas

I'm not eating that I've just cum through the front door.

Dazzler21

The gravy has spilled on the sheets

Callumcafc

Can I have a 69 with a side of chips?

To_Be_Franck

.I could eat a horse

Danepak

This smells too fishy

C_A_F_C

Gonna need some butter

Floyd Montana

Kick the dog out all you? He's looking at me funny and I'm sure he just farted.

AFKABartram

I've got a voucher code...

StubleyAddick

It was OK, but a bit too pink for my liking

ozaddick

Your not leaving until you've finished

ozaddick

I loved it so much I licked it clean.

Addickted2TheReds

Huskaris said:

Can I get the bill please....

Hahahahahaha.

Robbo on the wing

no it's meant to taste like that, it's called rohypnol

bellz2002

Oh look, I've found a crab.

bellz2002

I'm putting this on Trip advisor.

bellz2002

Well done.

bellz2002

I didn't think dogs were allowed?

bellz2002

I'd like to make a complaint.

bellz2002

How much should I tip?

Huskaris

Oooooo I say, what a lovely spread.

The Red Robin

I caught that this morning.

The Red Robin

It's still a bit pink inside.

3blokes

Dive in everyone!

Atletico Addick

First, I'd like to make a toast to my mother in-law..

cafcfan

It seems to me like jam roly-poly is more than once a month....

Baldybonce

cafcfan said:

It seems to me like jam roly-poly is more than once a month....

but can you explain the spotted dick?

AFKABartram

Frank was definitely right with this recommendation