Matt Southall's first press conference: suggestions for questions

Chizz

1. What's your favourite train? 

T

Can Olly have his crisps now? 

Dizzle

Can you tell us your missus’ Instagram handle? 

paulie8290

Who is the bigger rival Palace or Millwall

mattinfinland

What do you make of your customers?

If they don't fu**ing like it, should they not come? 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

What exactly is your objection to "chucking £10m at a player"? 

cafcwill

When will Floyd and Harvey be returning to the Valley as the Clubs correct mascots?

king addick

Do you know what happened on the fishing trip between Bryn and Jason?

blackpool72

Can you please make sure we kick off at 3pm
Not 3.03
Thank you

bobmunro

Moving forwards, how many chips per portion? 

DoctorCharlton

You gonna bring some decent Wifi to The Valley?

Rothko

two question

1 - Approach to the pricing of tickets? Will prices go up, or will we price competitively still. 
2 - Refurb of the Valley? It's tatty, needs some TLC be it the concourses, the state of the floodlights or wifi

carly burn

Are plans in place for relegation should it happen and how much would it impact the long term strategy he spoke about?

Fumbluff

If I had two boomerangs and threw them exactly at the same time, one from my left hand and one from my right hand, which one would return to me first?

cafcwill

Can we keep Hummel for another 3 years (but bring back the sewn on badges and get rid of the transfer stickers) please

Brendan_O_Connell

Do you know the words to your sister is your mother?

CharltonByBlood

Where's Toney?

cafcdave123

would you rather have dicks for fingers or bollocks for toes?

seth plum

Why does marmite spread better on buttered bread than buttered toast?

ForeverAddickted

Why has the Larkfield coach left for Preston already

Why is it still going to arrive for the game at 3:10

MuttleyCAFC

Can you give an update on signings - whether any are close and what positions?

T_C_E

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ForeverAddickted

Do you know when the Aussies will submit their paperwork?

CAFCsayer

How do you know that I know?

Dizzle

What is the largest animal that you think you could catch if it was shot at you from a cannon?

Redrobo

Who paid for the coffees?

Brendan_O_Connell

Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

cafcledbury

Did you hear what Tony was saying behind your back. 

Fanny Fanackapan

Just as well that Matt appears to have a good sense of humour.....

Valiantphil

Sort out the pecking order for popular away matches.

e.g.
If you want to be top of the queue for Brentford (A) - you can buy that ticket at the same time as Cardiff (A) or Hull (A).

ricky_otto

Why can’t you polish a turd?