Matt Southall's first press conference: suggestions for questions

golfaddick

Have you got the money off Muir for his scarf.....?

Will you invite him along to a match & if so will you gloat....?

EveshamAddick

Can you win anything with kids?

Fortune 82nd Minute

Any chance of reinstating the sofa? If so, does he know Furniture World has got a sale on at the moment? 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

What position did Paul Konchesky play?  

Dannoo_86

How crucial are the next two weeks? 

flyingkiwiDK

Why hasn’t Bowyer been offered a new contract yet? 

Addickted

What's your exit strategy.

cafcwill

I don't think my question about the return of Floyd and Harvey has a chance of getting asked now does it?  :-( 

cafcdave123

Dizzle said:

What is the largest animal that you think you could catch if it was shot at you from a cannon?

I think this needs its own thread

razil

cafcdave123 said:

Dizzle said:

What is the largest animal that you think you could catch if it was shot at you from a cannon?

I think this needs its own thread

surely depends on the cannon itself as a limiting factor, maybe a catapult instead?

PopIcon

What time is this happening? Bows normally has his Thursday presser at 1100.

cafcdave123

razil said:

cafcdave123 said:

Dizzle said:

What is the largest animal that you think you could catch if it was shot at you from a cannon?

I think this needs its own thread

surely depends on the cannon itself as a limiting factor, maybe a catapult instead?

See this is exactly why it needs its own thread. Is it being fired directly at you or into the air for you to catch on it’s way down?

im just going to put it out there.

A fox.

Chizz

PopIcon said:

What time is this happening? Bows normally has his Thursday presser at 1100.

That's a terrible question.  No-one's going to ask him that. 

Imnot Athletic

Can someone ask him

Does he think that we can get signings in early in the window without paying over the odds, or is our tactic to get them at the right price on transfer deadline day or not at all and risk the club going down as a result of the delay

Has the budget gone up for the rest of this season as a result of their takeover

Are funds in place to complete the purchase and redevelopment of the training ground or do we need to sell some players in order to finance this

Ta

paulie8290

So based on twitter its at 2.30 and MS a d LB will be present.

Someone needs to ask the question about the contract and find out why MS said one thing and LB is saying another

carly burn

14:00 I heard from a reliable source.

DoctorCharlton

carly burn said:

14:00 I heard from a reliable source.

Do you know if this Will be a valley pass exclusive? 

Stig

Fumbluff said:

If I had two boomerangs and threw them exactly at the same time, one from my left hand and one from my right hand, which one would return to me first?

The one that left your gentleman's-hand.

carly burn

DoctorCharlton said:

carly burn said:

14:00 I heard from a reliable source.

Do you know if this Will be a valley pass exclusive? 

yes and..no it wont

Elthamaddick

3 mins in and no news or tweets from the Press Conference.....shocking

bring back Roland

Elthamaddick

can't believe Sky are showing Arsenal's one and not ours

Elthamaddick

has it started yet or are LB and MS having a fight backstage

Elthamaddick

...am I really bored.....yes I am

ForeverAddickted

Elthamaddick said:

has it started yet or are LB and MS having a fight backstage

Southall; I only asked if Lee wanted his Double Cheeseburger as a meal

paulie8290

carly burn said:

14:00 I heard from a reliable source.

Looks like this guy may get there after its finished then

ForeverAddickted

Isnt Martin gonna be a bit over dressed?

LargeAddick

ForeverAddickted said:

Isnt Martin gonna be a bit over dressed?

who is Martin?

ForeverAddickted

LargeAddick said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Isnt Martin gonna be a bit over dressed?

who is Martin?

Horsfield9

LargeAddick said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Isnt Martin gonna be a bit over dressed?

who is Martin?

Looks like he's auditioning to be the new James Bond.

Callumcafc

https://twitter.com/newsshoppersprt/status/1215279095178842113?s=21