Well, it's not all bad news for me. If they postpone the Euro 2020 to 2021, I'll be able to watch a few games at the Parken Stadium in Copenhagen, as we're planning a trip home.
Well, it's not all bad news for me. If they postpone the Euro 2020 to 2021, I'll be able to watch a few games at the Parken Stadium in Copenhagen, as we're planning a trip home.
Think you're onto a winner, mate. There's no way the Euros are taking place this year.
If I can actually get a refund/insurance claim for all the stuff that’s going to be cancelled I’ll be minted! (nothing to spend it on, but let’s keep the positive vibe going...)
If this season is abandoned 🙏 Liverpool don’t win the Premiership, that’s great news all round Imagine Leeds not getting promoted and also snuffs out the minuscule chance of the scum sneaking in to the play offs and jamming promotion .
Also our relegation will get put back a year and we can do it next year in style with the first ever negative points return for a season when you add in our points reduction .
My lifestyle choice of being a hermit, avoiding people and having a mountain of toilet rolls (for my IBS) and bottled water (tap water is rank here) is in vogue and I’m not considered the community outcast anymore.
No football, no pubs or restaurants, no shops, empty supermarket shelves, travel bans ...think of all the money everybody is going to save and, if you are a full time employee working from home, you will be accruing a lot of annual leave
After something like 30-35 years of giving myself all sorts of bugs through bitting my finger nails, Covid 19 has made me stop this horrible habit and I had to figure out how to cut the nails on my right hand the other day.
Sorry to be a bore but I do think it is inappropriate. Some of us are waiting to see if our relatives are going to survive the next few months.
Out of interest (as I really didnt know) I googled how many people in the UK die of flu every year. Although PHE dont keep exact records of it the average over the past 5 years is approx 17k pa. And that's bearing in mind that the over 60's get reminded to have the flu jab during the winter months.
I’m all for laughing in the face of adversity it’s what we brits do. ive many minus points at the moment but on the plus side I currently have 18 opened barrels of beer that have 3 days to drink & 28 sealed ones that have a month to drink , I have enough food to feed around 2/300 fresh & another 2/300 frozen but no staff or customers it’s just me !!!! I feel a legendary session coming on!
I’m all for laughing in the face of adversity it’s what we brits do. ive many minus points at the moment but on the plus side I currently have 18 opened barrels of beer that have 3 days to drink & 28 sealed ones that have a month to drink , I have enough food to feed around 2/300 fresh & another 2/300 frozen but no staff or customers it’s just me !!!! I feel a legendary session coming on!
If you need any help drinking the beer let me know. Not bothered about food, only crisps and pork scratchings required.
Not having to put up with the a/c at work anymore.
No coincidence that I've been out of the office for almost a week and my minor neck ache has gone along with a vastly reduced amount of coughing and sneezing that usually takes place when at work.
Gallows humour is part of the British psyche, it was rife during the two world wars......trench humour during the 1st world was particularly prevalent.😀😀😀😀😀😀
Not having to put up with the a/c at work anymore.
No coincidence that I've been out of the office for almost a week and my minor neck ache has gone along with a vastly reduced amount of coughing and sneezing that usually takes place when at work.
I'm also grateful for not being freezing cold all day! It's so nice to not have to wear about 20 layers of clothing.
Gallows humour is part of the British psyche, it was rife during the two world wars......trench humour during the 1st world was particularly prevalent.😀😀😀😀😀😀
Depends what people can cope with and what your boundaries are. A lot of gallows humour will invariably offend someone but often when you're in the shit it's the only thing you have left.
Some of the funniest things I've heard have been said at funerals.
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If they postpone the Euro 2020 to 2021, I'll be able to watch a few games at the Parken Stadium in Copenhagen, as we're planning a trip home.
Won't be able to lose money on random football acca's every Saturday for quite a while.
Liverpool don’t win the Premiership, that’s great news all round
Imagine Leeds not getting promoted and also snuffs out the minuscule chance of the scum sneaking in to the play offs and jamming promotion .
Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour to get us through a difficult stage (don’t take it too far though please guys and girls)
Might give a bit of respite from the doom and gloom.
ive many minus points at the moment but on the plus side I currently have 18 opened barrels of beer that have 3 days to drink & 28 sealed ones that have a month to drink , I have enough food to feed around 2/300 fresh & another 2/300 frozen but no staff or customers it’s just me !!!!
I feel a legendary session coming on!
No coincidence that I've been out of the office for almost a week and my minor neck ache has gone along with a vastly reduced amount of coughing and sneezing that usually takes place when at work.
Brilliant that, but what happens to the marbles when they retire?
If that bloke continues to post races then I'll be all over them
Chicago Zoo's closed so they've let the penguins out for a wander like they're Joe Public
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2020/mar/17/flipping-brilliant-penguins-tour-chicago-aquarium-closed-due-to-covid-19-video
Depends what people can cope with and what your boundaries are. A lot of gallows humour will invariably offend someone but often when you're in the shit it's the only thing you have left.
Some of the funniest things I've heard have been said at funerals.