It does amuse me that Mossad might have been sold dummy kits. A good chunk of Middle Eastern majority-Muslim countries have some sort of relationship with Israel, either directly through secret channels or through backchannels.
Mr Tatters, usually a quiet man, has just appeared at the bathroom door jubilant. UNEXPECTED BOG ROLL IN BATHROOM AREA! He's found one at the back of the cupboard of towels.
Mr Tatters, usually a quiet man, has just appeared at the bathroom door jubilant. UNEXPECTED BOG ROLL IN BATHROOM AREA! He's found one at the back of the cupboard of towels.
I've noticed a distinct lack of Maltesers lately - not Malteser buttons or truffles, but good old fashioned Maltesers, proper Maltesers. I was a mite surprised and if I'm honest angry that others would share the need to stockpile this delicious confectionery.
Anyway it turns out a false alarm, the reality is that the Malteser machine has broken down in the factory. It transpires that engineers are working round the clock to restore my the supply line.
I've noticed a distinct lack of Maltesers lately - not Malteser buttons or truffles, but good old fashioned Maltesers, proper Maltesers. I was a mite surprised and if I'm honest angry that others would share the need to stockpile this delicious confectionery.
Anyway it turns out a false alarm, the reality is that the Malteser machine has broken down in the factory. It transpires that engineers are working round the clock to restore my the supply line.
Half a bag of maltesers in a bowl of vanilla ice cream.
I've just realised that for the next 11 days I'm trapped in the house with my Charlton calendar stuck on Conor Gallagher, staring me in the face while I try to work from home. I'm not psyched about this
Anyone a bit down about a weekend of being stuck indoors? Defected are running a virtual festival today, running until midnight, live on their YouTube channel. Joey Negro has just finished his set and Dan Shake is up next - feel good vibes all round.
And for F1 fans, it's been announced that all cancelled races will be run virtually this season with all the drivers logging in remotely using various consoles and simulators. Might make it a bit more of a level playing field for once!
I've just realised that for the next 11 days I'm trapped in the house with my Charlton calendar stuck on Conor Gallagher, staring me in the face while I try to work from home. I'm not psyched about this
If it's any consolation, he's not now playing for Swansea either!
Given the local shops are stripped, i went through the freezer to see what's lurking in there. Found a huge lump of beef sirloin left over from Christmas 2018. It is now defrosting nicely in my fridge.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/israeli-spies-source-100000-coronavirus-tests-covert-foreign-mission
It does amuse me that Mossad might have been sold dummy kits. A good chunk of Middle Eastern majority-Muslim countries have some sort of relationship with Israel, either directly through secret channels or through backchannels.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/19/jeffrey-epstein-associate-ghislaine-maxwell-sues-his-estate
Anyway it turns out a false alarm, the reality is that the Malteser machine has broken down in the factory. It transpires that engineers are working round the clock to restore my the supply line.
And for F1 fans, it's been announced that all cancelled races will be run virtually this season with all the drivers logging in remotely using various consoles and simulators. Might make it a bit more of a level playing field for once!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-51987478
I love that default British response to any situation is to just take the piss!