It's not all bad news... Before the Corona Virus, if you spent your time being anti-social and doing nothing but lying around the house doing the crossword, watching porn, drinking and ploughing through your DVD collection you'd feel guilty. Now, you can do the same and feel virtuous and noble about all the lives you are saving.
It's not all bad news... Before the Corona Virus, if you spent your time being anti-social and doing nothing but lying around the house doing the crossword, watching porn, drinking and ploughing through your DVD collection you'd feel guilty. Now, you can do the same and feel virtuous and noble about all the lives you are saving.
Ha so true. Was with great relief that I got clarification that it is one "waLk" a day the government was limiting us to .
We are nearly a week into self isolation and it's really upsetting me to witness my Wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see her like this.
I've even considered letting her come in but rules are rules.
What a fantastic mind that man has. When shops are cynically putting up the process of essentials this guy has halted production and spent all week testing, testing, testing this game changer.
Going to have a party tonight with the neighbours later. We've already worked out how we are going to convene in a couple of gardens , keeping far apart, where we are going to drink and talk loudly to each other
Going to have a party tonight with the neighbours later. We've already worked out how we are going to convene in a couple of gardens , keeping far apart, where we are going to drink and talk loudly to each other
Strictly no fence glory holes under any circumstances...no matter how much the booze flows or car keys get swapped.
(Unless you are gifted enough to keep the requisite 2 metres of course)
Going to have a party tonight with the neighbours later. We've already worked out how we are going to convene in a couple of gardens , keeping far apart, where we are going to drink and talk loudly to each other
Strictly no fence glory holes under any circumstances...no matter how much the booze flows or car keys get swapped.
(Unless you are gifted enough to keep the requisite 2 metres of course)
I'm guessing Edwina missed the WWE (F?) symbol in the bottom left. Never the brightest spark, I mean how can you have respect for anyone who'd bonk John Major?
What a fantastic mind that man has. When shops are cynically putting up the process of essentials this guy has halted production and spent all week testing, testing, testing this game changer.
The next vacuum cleaner you buy is a g-tech
This could be an enormous boost to the nation
Definitely - Our next vacuum cleaner will be a G-Tech. Well done that company.
Currently working on group cash flow forecasts for the next few months. Nobody knows how bad things will get, so we are taking flyers on all kinds of scenarios. The word I have just invented for predicting bad news without any real knowledge is "Guessimism". Even google cant find it. I am stupidly pleased with myself. Little pleasures, eh.
So, a sentence with words invented on CL. "What a cockwomble, he can't even do guessimism".
Going to have a party tonight with the neighbours later. We've already worked out how we are going to convene in a couple of gardens , keeping far apart, where we are going to drink and talk loudly to each other
And the more you drink, the louder you'll talk. Still, no one's kids have to get up for school in the morning.
Prince Charles is going to watch repeats of Can't cook won't cook and learn how to do boiled eggs and soldiers. Never too old to learn new life skills.
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has donated 1m euros (£920,000) to fight the coronavirus outbreak in Spain.
Messi has donated a total of 1m euros to two hospitals, one in Barcelona and the other in his native Argentina.
Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes have donated 1m euros to three intensive care units for patients suffering from coronavirus at hospitals in Lisbon and Porto.
Last week Bayern Munich forward Robert Lewandowski donated 1m euros to help fight the virus in Germany.
We are nearly a week into self isolation and it's really upsetting me to witness my Wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see her like this.
I've even considered letting her come in but rules are rules.
Take a bow , brilliant , made me laugh in these sad and strange times.
should clubs be offering the services of some of their medical team?
are teams going into training? I know they shouldn’t but everyone else seems to be
I’m pretty sure no teams are training at the moment. Plenty of videos of players on Instagram of the doing stuff at home. Jason Pearce has been doing kick ups with bog roll - the irony....
should clubs be offering the services of some of their medical team?
are teams going into training? I know they shouldn’t but everyone else seems to be
I’m pretty sure no teams are training at the moment. Plenty of videos of players on Instagram of the doing stuff at home. Jason Pearce has been doing kick ups with bog roll - the irony....
My money is on the bog roll spinning round the back of him and knocking the ball into the back of the net
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Before the Corona Virus, if you spent your time being anti-social and doing nothing but lying around the house doing the crossword, watching porn, drinking and ploughing through your DVD collection you'd feel guilty. Now, you can do the same and feel virtuous and noble about all the lives you are saving.
Coronavirus: Gtech designs prototype ventilator
The next vacuum cleaner you buy is a g-tech
This could be an enormous boost to the nation
(Unless you are gifted enough to keep the requisite 2 metres of course)
Experts think that when a vaccine is developed (which might take 18-24 months) it might offer lasting immunity, unlike the seasonal flu jab.
An IT Homework. The Sweet Thief
https://twitter.com/i/status/1242419009909391362
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has donated 1m euros (£920,000) to fight the coronavirus outbreak in Spain.
Messi has donated a total of 1m euros to two hospitals, one in Barcelona and the other in his native Argentina.
Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes have donated 1m euros to three intensive care units for patients suffering from coronavirus at hospitals in Lisbon and Porto.
Last week Bayern Munich forward Robert Lewandowski donated 1m euros to help fight the virus in Germany.
are teams going into training? I know they shouldn’t but everyone else seems to be
Take a bow , brilliant , made me laugh in these sad and strange times.