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Coronavirus - it's not all "bad news"

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    Talal said:
    Had posted this is the main corona thread but this is probably a more appropriate place for some humour. 


    So she went out for only 3 things and came back with just 1?!
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    Harvey Weinstein has it. 
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    The "I've survived COVID-19" club has broken the 100,000 barrier.
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    Isolation is over outside of Hubei, first two grades of students returned to school in Kunming today, I hope to be back at work by mid-April.
    That's great news Stu, so happy you and your family were ok 
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    Our business is shutting the doors at 5:30pm today, sad times.
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    Our business is shutting the doors at 5:30pm today, sad times.
    ...but on the other hand, everyone is safe and well and, when this is all over, the business can pick up again. 

    (Just trying to help your post fit in with the thread). 
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    Careful she doesnt get a bug from that vase, mate.

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    edited March 2020
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    At long last - and not before time - it seems Boris has grown some balls.
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    I sat in the garden with a coffee and my book this morning to get some fresh air and two blue tits sat on the fence beside me :-)
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    Just heard the head office of Ann Summers
     is doing take aways only.
    Batteries are being included as Jacqueline Gold is ever ready to react to market forces. 
     
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    Wilma said:
    I sat in the garden with a coffee and my book this morning to get some fresh air and two blue tits sat on the fence beside me :-)
    Millwall supporters? They don’t understand lock down
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    edited March 2020
    shine166 said:

    Did any of the mystic megs predict
    COVID-19, 12 months ago ?
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    shine166 said:

    Did any of the mystic megs predict
    COVID-19, 12 months ago ?
    Matt Southall reckons he did - not sure if I believe him or not. 
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    IdleHans said:
    Currently working on group cash flow forecasts for the new few months. Nobody knows how bad things will get, so we are taking flyers on all kinds of scenarios. The word I have just invented for predicting bad news without any real knowledge is "Guessimism". Even google cant find it. I am stupidly pleased with myself.
    Little pleasures, eh.
    I like it, it can be used to describe our first team. Head down and kick the ball aimlessly into a space where you hope to find a team mate but generally an opposition player = guessimism
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