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Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table
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Eat it all up, or there'll be no dessert for you.1
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If I’d known your sister was joining us, I’d have won something more appropriate for the occasion.0
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If I’d known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake0
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Help yourself to the finger bowl0
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Have you put it in yet.1
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Don’t play with your food.0
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Always taste salty, don't you think?
Got something stuck in my teeth!
I do like a nice bit of rind!
Once you break through the crust it just oozes out!0 -
Sorry.1
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Just pop it back in for a bit and it'll soon warm up.
I'm afraid it's past its best.
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It’s past it’s sell by date, give it a sniff to see if it’s ok.0
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“You’ve managed to get that everywhere except in your mouth!”0
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Thanks really enjoyed that, do you smoke?0
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Looks like roadkill0
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I suppose I’ll have to finish it myself.0
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I do love a sticky rich tart covered in cream0
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If it sticks to the wall, it's done.0
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(If it’s a table set for a party) That balloon knot is very tight...0
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Chocolate finger anyone ?1
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I know you hate Greek, but it’s my birthday1
