Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

guinnessaddick

Sweet corn 🌽?

DamoNorthStand

For what I am about to receive may the Lord make me truly thankful. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!(men).

PopIcon

You didn't tell me your granddad was going to come.

Redvalleyeast

This meats a bit bloody

The_Organiser

Nice melons 

The Prince-e-Paul

Is it too salty?

Do you want seconds?

Mmmm that smells delicious

What's your secret for making it rise like that?

Blow on it first

charltonbob

I'm not a great cheese lover

Daddy_Pig

How was work?

Chunes

Thanks love, I'll finish it in front of the TV

jonseventyfive

How much. 

Dazzler21

Can we put the footy on?

AFKABartram

Sh*t, I forgot to take out the stuffing balls 

To_Be_Franck

Stop playing with it, and put it in your mouth

McBobbin

Aren't you going to wait for me to finish?

Dazzler21

I've got a hair in my teeth.

thai malaysia addick

That was a lot spicier than usual

guinnessaddick

Use the napkin to wipe your chin.

guinnessaddick

Is burping rude?

SporadicAddick

Don't talk with your mouth full.

shine166

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Rylo

It’s not the flavour that I dislike, just the texture...

EricBanterna

How's it ended up in your hair.

iaitch

Come on just put it in your mouth, it's not as bad as it smells.

Wheresmeticket

Shall we just have it on the sofa and watch tv?

Stig

I see the dog is sniffing around for the giblets again.

Stig

If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a cake.

guinnessaddick

Put a beer mat under one leg to stop it wobbling.

cafcfan

Can I have another fork?

seth plum

Is it too dry?

cafcfan

That's the best stuffing I've had for a while.