Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

ricky_otto

Your dumplings are boiling over

southamptonaddick

Well that filled a hole.

McBobbin

We only use the dining room table when we have guests rounds, otherwise it's off our laps in front of the TV

guinnessaddick

Do you have a nut allergy?

_MrDick

You have a nice nice Pear! 

MrOneLung

‘For what we are about to receive...’

McBobbin

I'm going to have ring sting after that one!

ricky_otto

Can’t beat a couple of bangers with some sauce on them.

CharltonKerry

Do you come here often?

ricky_otto

Aunt Bessie knows how to put on a good spread. 

guinnessaddick

If it doesn’t squelch whilst you’re eating it, you’re doing it wrong.

southamptonaddick

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ricky_otto

Ask your mum if she wants a sausage in-cider.

Mr. Happy

Eat the crust. 

Covered End

Do you want seconds?

AFKABartram

Stop looking at your phone :-( 

DamoNorthStand

@DaveMehmet when this thread popped up.

guinnessaddick

Don’t speak with your mouth full.

McBobbin

Start on the outside and work your way in

EricBanterna

Your arse is guna sting in the morning.

Solidgone

Did you microwave it from frozen?

AFKABartram

Can you put a shirt on please, it’s very off putting :-( 

grumpyaddick

I'll just have the bill now please.

AFKABartram

Lovely bit of squirrel 

Dazzler21

Does your sister want to join us?

guinnessaddick

Right who wants a take away?
Chinese, Indian, Italian, probably end up with a battered  sausage.

jonseventyfive

You have mayonnaise on your chin.

James86

Can you please push that stool in

AFKABartram

So....how was your day?

Covered End

I'm not eating this.