Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

NornIrishAddick

Eat it all up, or there'll be no dessert for you.

AddicksAddict

If I’d known your sister was joining us, I’d have won something more appropriate for the occasion.

_MrDick

If I’d known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake 

MrOneLung

Help yourself to the finger bowl

EricBanterna

Have you put it in yet.

guinnessaddick

Don’t play with your food.

usetobunkin

Always taste salty, don't you think?

Got something stuck in my teeth!

I do like a nice bit of rind!

Once you break through the crust it just oozes out!

North Lower Neil

Sorry.

Jonniesta

Just pop it back in for a bit and it'll soon warm up. 

I'm afraid it's past its best.

guinnessaddick

It’s past it’s sell by date, give it a sniff to see if it’s ok.

EugenesAxe

“You’ve managed to get that everywhere except in your mouth!”

DiscoCAFC

Thanks really enjoyed that, do you smoke?

EricBanterna

Looks like roadkill 

MrOneLung

I suppose I’ll have to finish it myself. 

Gary Poole

I do love a sticky rich tart covered in cream

guinnessaddick

If it sticks to the wall, it's done.

EugenesAxe

(If it’s a table set for a party) That balloon knot is very tight...

EugenesAxe

MrOneLung

Chocolate finger anyone ?

Danepak

I know you hate Greek, but it’s my birthday