Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

SoundAsa£

Burrrrrrp.

Farrrrrrrt.

🤭.

Dazzler21

This clam smells off.

Billy_Mix

I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was no trouble, I tossed it off in just a few minutes

AddickUpNorth

I’ve tasted worse.

Billy_Mix

3 fingers or 4?

Billy_Mix

That looked like a good portion but tbh it barely touched the sides

Billy_Mix

That's all there is until the milkman comes in the morning

Billy_Mix

Don't toss it until it's really firm, then it just needs a flick of the wrist

Billy_Mix

nice baps

ElfsborgAddick

We need to restart a WouldYa thread.

AllHailTheHen

How nice is it to have the 6 of us together like this

AllHailTheHen

My God this bird is so moist

_MrDick

ElfsborgAddick said:

We need to restart a WouldYa thread.

Nah, you can’t say that at the dinner table

Alwaysneil

Wasn’t expecting to find this much metal in my bird.

lolwray

Oh kebab..my favourite 

EricBanterna

Do you mind if I watch the football while you finish?

Redvaliant

Pass the butter.

ricky_otto

Thanks Dad. 

Baldybonce

Ooo! chocolate ring doughnut.

AFKABartram

Would you like to say Grace before we start?

seth plum

The leg's a bit wobbly.

Dazzler21

It's a bit dry

EricBanterna

Maybe next time, I can take you up the shard.

Dazzler21

EricBanterna said:

Maybe next time, I can take you up the shard.

 It's been a while since I've taken someone up the OXO tower.

golfaddick

You can start without me

Valleyfan2

Best plate I’ve had in a long time....

Fanny Fanackapan

One for the girls ?

Meat & 2 veg ! Yum ! 

GreenWithEnvy

Have you any tartare sauce to go with that?

EricBanterna

Sorry for the disappointing serving.

guinnessaddick

Don’t let the dog nibble under the table.