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Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table
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It just slides down the throat.0
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Spit roast?1
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wash your hands please0
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I prefer your mum's.2
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Do you honestly call that an acceptable tip?1
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Is your sister coming?1
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Last to finish cleans up the mess.2
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Dont spit it out0
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Mmmmmm, kebab!!1
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Make sure you wrap it up.0
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Lovely Curtain of beef that.2
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That reminds me, I got savaloys for tea0
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Gran's is nicer1
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Whos porridge am I stirring.1
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Right who wants five guys?9
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How long's it gonna be?
..... not long
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Those bangers were nice.0
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I did enjoy that kebab.0
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Love a bit of blue waffle.
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Mind you don’t get a bone stuck in your throat.1
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Make sure you finish it all, there's people in the world who are starving.0
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Tastes like shit0
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Don't choke on it
It went down the wrong hole!
Do you chew, or just swallow?
Don't spit it back out!
You've got it all round your mouth
I've got a soggy bottom
Are you finished? If so, I'll have your leftovers
It's a bit sloppy isn't it?
Do you want to suck my bones too?
We can't start until Nan gets here1 -
Fragrant0
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Keep stirring that porridge, we don’t want it sticking to the bottom.0
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Sure it just winked at me.0
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Get your fingers in there. I don't mind1
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If you think I’m putting that meat in my mouth you can think again.0
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Just pick the crusty bits off.0
