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Rate my Plate 2022 ?

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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Looks like someone had too much Guinness last night and shat it out on the middle of your plate. 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    SporadicAddick said:
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Shocker. On so many levels. A great start to the thread 😁
    F*** the judges are harsh on here, I might accidentally let my phone flat 🤷‍♂️
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Lovely if you dine out on radioactive waste. Potatoes brighter than the sun that look they give the sensation of biting into an apple. Meat looks drier than Ghandis flip flop but tried to be rescued by a mixture of branston pickle and tar. All whilst you eat it on the carpet. I like the Danes but this makes me question their existence.
    To be fair he is on holiday in Chernobyl.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 

    Even the fork has turned away in disgust.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2022
    carly burn said:
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 

     Where to start!
    Never knew it was a Danish tradition to collect stuff from the side of the road and take it home for Christmas dinner.
    .....Can't believe demand for this was so high you had to start taking plates off of your Nan's wall display to get involved!.
    His Nan knicked that plate from the first ever Wetherspoons.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Jesus Christ !!!
    what was I even thinking putting this thread up? 

    If you posted that on Twitter as a genuine Christmas meal attempt it would be on the DHOTY thread 

    Not even reached Christmas Day and we have this abomination. 

    Did the Potato crop fail in Denmark this year? As you appear to have replaced them with poached pear and some peeled apples. 

    You are obviously not very hopeful for the meat given you have got a fucking steak knife out. 

    1/10 and 0.9 of that 1 is a courtesy for being an international entrant. 
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Looks like Rudolf and Santa took turns to shite on the plate. 
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Looks like @oohaahmortimer squatted over the plate during one of his IBS episodes.

    The roast spuds look more anaemic than the winner of the World Blood Doner Championships after 2 weeks of gruelling competition.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Yes please
    He knew he was gonna piss it. 
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    Sillybilly said:
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Looks like Rudolf and Santa took turns to shite on the plate. 

    That's very harsh - fair but harsh. Clearly Rudolf and Santa look like they are very unwell.
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  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited December 2022
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Yukkk! Veg not big in Denmark then?
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    charltonkeston said:
    My favourite anytime of year. 
    With marmite spread thickly on toast, dressed with beans and topped with Marks & Spencer’s Cornish cruncher No;7 cheddar. 
    Food of slobs. 
    Yukkk 2!
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Rate my (Danish) plate 
    Next time turn the oven on when you put the potatoes in.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    Some of these comments are hilarious!  I love this thread!

    It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!).  The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates.  Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance.  Meat is Duck and Pork.  Not as dry as it looks.  My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right).  Plate is a family heirloom apparently.

  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    I bet it tasted great. Not one for criticising food myself, but must stick to protocol. That potato at 12 o clock wants to jump ship
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Some of these comments are hilarious!  I love this thread!

    It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!).  The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates.  Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance.  Meat is Duck and Pork.  Not as dry as it looks.  My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right).  Plate is a family heirloom apparently.

    Ignore the critics, nothing says Christmas dinner more than a beige & brown combo with a side of crisps 

  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Empty plates - 0/10.
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  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,106
    ValleyGary said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    When you invite three cushions over for dinner
    And a bloke dressed as a tree
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Should maybe get a bigger clock as well. 
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Strong effort but far side middle cracker is on the wrong diagonal. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    Bournemouth Addick said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Strong effort but far side middle cracker is on the wrong diagonal. 
    Nah, the two end ones are wrong. The other four go NW to SE and those two are NE to SW 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    edited December 2022
    fat man on a moped said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Are some of your guests very thin? 
    Says the fat man…
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,560
    I do so hope that Fanny Fanackapan posts a picture of her plate tomorrow, will win hands-down eh Fanny 😂
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    edited December 2022
    The Cheff.
    Not part of the menu, but I'm intrigued by the way you're thinking.
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318

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