Lovely if you dine out on radioactive waste. Potatoes brighter than the sun that look they give the sensation of biting into an apple. Meat looks drier than Ghandis flip flop but tried to be rescued by a mixture of branston pickle and tar. All whilst you eat it on the carpet. I like the Danes but this makes me question their existence.
Some of these comments are hilarious! I love this thread!
It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!). The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates. Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance. Meat is Duck and Pork. Not as dry as it looks. My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right). Plate is a family heirloom apparently.
Some of these comments are hilarious! I love this thread!
It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!). The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates. Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance. Meat is Duck and Pork. Not as dry as it looks. My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right). Plate is a family heirloom apparently.
Ignore the critics, nothing says Christmas dinner more than a beige & brown combo with a side of crisps
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Even the fork has turned away in disgust.
what was I even thinking putting this thread up?
The roast spuds look more anaemic than the winner of the World Blood Doner Championships after 2 weeks of gruelling competition.
That's very harsh - fair but harsh. Clearly Rudolf and Santa look like they are very unwell.
It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!). The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates. Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance. Meat is Duck and Pork. Not as dry as it looks. My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right). Plate is a family heirloom apparently.
Not part of the menu, but I'm intrigued by the way you're thinking.