Some of these comments are hilarious! I love this thread!
It actually tasted pretty good (admittedly the photo doesn't really do it justice!). The reindeer/Santa shite is actually boiled red cabbage and dates. Some of the potatoes are "caramelised" in brown sugar which it what gives them their shiny appearance. Meat is Duck and Pork. Not as dry as it looks. My favourite part has to be the ready salted crisps (see top right). Plate is a family heirloom apparently.
Ignore them haters. Plenty of potatoes on my Danish Xmas plate too. Hasselbach and caramelised. Accompanied by red cabbage, sweet onions, crisps, gravy and a scotch fillet (sorry, couldn’t be bothered with duck this year).
The "meat" looks like a prop out of a army medic training video.
So demotivated was the chef they lost the will to cut all the way through the onion or whatever it is as the centre piece of that abomination. The nuttella sundae tops it off.
Hopefully you can salvage a crisp to stave off starvation.
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No turkey - replaced with beef stew and dumplings (family tradition)...
The roast potatoes on the left disintegrated, but were lovely.
No crisps or baked beans.
The "meat" looks like a prop out of a army medic training video.
So demotivated was the chef they lost the will to cut all the way through the onion or whatever it is as the centre piece of that abomination. The nuttella sundae tops it off.
Hopefully you can salvage a crisp to stave off starvation.
Going for a lay down, I've come over a little queer
#check4batteries
and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister