Rate my Plate 2022 ?

cafc4life

JaShea99 said:

Delete your account immediately 

MrOneLung

North Lower Neil said:

BrentfordAddick said:

Do your worst, it won't be hard. 

At least 70% of that dinner would definitely be hard.

is this for someone with kidney failure who has to restrict amount of liquids per day ? 

MrOneLung

That’s right, I don’t eat veg. 

What you gonna do about it ? 

Gribbo

JaShea99 said:

If Crystal Palace was a Christmas dinner......

PaddyP17

PaddyP17 said:

seth plum said:

Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.

2/10, feeling sorry for anyone who had to eat that... 👀 

Update: I've been sent to my room

Gribbo

MrOneLung said:

That’s right, I don’t eat veg. 

What you gonna do about it ? 

Point out you're just about to eay potatoes 

The Red Robin

JaShea99 said:

F*cking hell.

seth plum

MrOneLung said:

Dazzler21 said:

Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.

Oh and Yorkshire pudding 

We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see it 

and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister 

No cauli?
Disqualification surely?

Valley Ant

cafc4life said:

Do your worst 

Has the pea on the right done something to offend the others?

AllHailTheHen

kimbo

JaShea99 said:

Dinner not a breakfast mate!  Shocking 

Fumbluff

oohaahmortimer said:

Fumbluff said:

BiL served up this, to be fair once the gravy went on he’d smashed it but I disagreed with the cauliflower cheese (still ate it mind)

Don’t like parsnips but even if i did I need the potato ratio to be a lot higher compared to them 

There were a couple more under that ludicrous pig in blanket but agree there can never be enough…

Sillybilly

AllHailTheHen said:

Hurrah.  Somebody actually cooked the pigs in blankets at last!  

MrOneLung

Solidgone said:

Disaster for me. Somehow turned off the oven and then to catch up the timings went all out the window! 

Don’t worry, you improvised well. Luckily you had a stick in the garden to put on the plate to flesh it out 

The Red Robin

Really don’t understand peas on a roast dinner. 

Valley Ant

oohaahmortimer said:

Not mine I’d eaten most of it , mrs one with carrots on 🤮

Did the Yorkshires carry on cooking after you took them out of the oven?
The cauliflower cheese looks like a child kissing a baby bear.

cafc4life

seth plum said:

Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.

Look forward to seeing what it looks like once it’s come out the oven.

Gribbo

Always handy to have a wooden stake at hand, in case a vampire bursts in -

MrWalker

AllHailTheHen said:

Are you eating this or planning to climb it?

LouisMend

Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 

cafcpolo

AllHailTheHen said:

Clear winner despite the peas.

holyjo

holyjo

Two versions with and without gravy

mendonca

AllHailTheHen said:

How many are eating from that plate?

cafcsinger

LouisMend said:

Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 

Interested to know when you put your Yorkshires in the oven, was it before or after we left The Valley? 

Gribbo

Obviously I've been very honest and fair, and only shared constructive criticism of others, so please don't be rude. -

sam3110

North Lower Neil

LouisMend said:

Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 

Yorkshire went South?  What, into Mount Doom?

Andyessgee90

My work rota is such that my week of nights starts tomorrow night until 2nd Jan. Due to the rail strikes I can’t get to my mums in Newbury for Christmas and as such covered the night shifts last night and tonight (triple pay). Leftover Chinese for me and I’m not even bothered. 

cafc4life

LouisMend said:

Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 

Looks good apart from the boulder from the Grand Canyon