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Rate my Plate 2022 ?

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  • seth plum said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.

    Oh and Yorkshire pudding 


    We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see it 

    and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister 
    No cauli?
    Disqualification surely?
    I did have cauliflower cheese, but hadn't added it yet, that and the bread sauce hadn't made it to the table yet.
  • edited December 2022
    sam3110 said:

    Other than the shot of your lower abdomen/groin area. This is the only other plate than the one I had that looks remotely edible to my standards. 

    Gravy could be thicker.
  • MrOneLung said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.

    Oh and Yorkshire pudding 


    We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see it 

    and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister 
    Turkey is under the gravy and venison. 
  • Leuth said:
    Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x 



    Who are you to be criticizing my plates?
    "Ridiculous" indeed.



  • Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
  • holyjo said:

    you can sharpen your cut throat razor blade on that beef 

  • Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
    #nickedidea

  • Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforced 
  • IdleHans said:
    Sirloin steak with the usual set of vegetables and invisible gravy. Do your worst. 
    Whilst I love a steak it should only ever be with chips. 
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  • The photography on here is BAFTA standard. Mine however
  • MrWalker said:

    Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforced 
    thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dick 
  • Venison shank.  Strange angle of the pic due to the shadow of the phone if I took from above makes the potatoes look like huge boulders. Crispy bacon round sausage meat looks burnt but wasn’t! 
    Now that looks nicest to me so far as very few veg on there but what the fuck is that to the left of the stuffing  
  • LouisMend said:

    Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 
    Did you cook or cremate that Yorkshire pudding?

    Great Aunt Agnes looked less well done when we collected the urn


    I thought a lump of coal was a New Years Eve thing and not a Christmas Day thing 😉
  • edited December 2022
    MrWalker said:

    Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforced 
    thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dick 
    Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.

    Also, no cutlery is a pretty radical way to save on washing up 

    Top tip I'll use next year.

    Cheers!

  • Someone’s taking the pea!
  • Running out of Lol’s on this thread! 👏👏
  • meldrew66 said:
    Come on then, let the plaudits/critics have their say. 
    Are you feeding the street?
  • MrWalker said:
    MrWalker said:

    Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforced 
    thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dick 
    Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.
    ah shit. maybe you took the way i said it too personally. Or maybe not, idk. anyhow, all was eaten. For others not so much but we got bubble and squeak tomorrow. 
  • edited December 2022
    MrWalker said:
    MrWalker said:

    Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforced 
    thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dick 
    Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.
    ah shit. maybe you took the way i said it too personally. Or maybe not, idk. anyhow, all was eaten. For others not so much but we got bubble and squeak tomorrow. 
    All Christmasy good KMB. No worries 
    Bubble and squeak is one of the best bits of post Christmas.

    We had several pigs in blankets at our place.

    Or 'relatives in the spare room' as my girlfriend calls them. 

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  • Update: the infection's improved, but I have been unfortunately diagnosed with incurable obesity 
  • Leuth said:
    Update: the infection's improved, but I have been unfortunately diagnosed with incurable obesity 
    And tinfoil poisoning?
  • MrWalker said:
    Leuth said:
    Update: the infection's improved, but I have been unfortunately diagnosed with incurable obesity 
    And tinfoil poisoning?
    I mean, I ate it too, gotta get all the gravy y'know 
  • On a more serious note, what the hell has happened to the humble garlic mushroom? I assumed it was an Xmas staple but apart from my mum's I can barely recall seeing any here. Were they never in fashion? 
  • Leuth said:
    On a more serious note, what the hell has happened to the humble garlic mushroom? I assumed it was an Xmas staple but apart from my mum's I can barely recall seeing any here. Were they never in fashion? 
     It's bad enough fungus gets on the the English breakfast, never mind a french fungus on a christmas dinner.  
  • Solidgone said:
    Disaster for me. Somehow turned off the oven and then to catch up the timings went all out the window! 
    It is a sad indictment of this forum that we've gone over 100 posts since this masterpiece without anyone posting 'Gonesolid' 
  • cafc4life said:
    Do your worst 
    Why are the Yorkies making a run for it?
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