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Rate my Plate 2022 ?

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  • Think I did a touch too much.




  • My work rota is such that my week of nights starts tomorrow night until 2nd Jan. Due to the rail strikes I can’t get to my mums in Newbury for Christmas and as such covered the night shifts last night and tonight (triple pay). Leftover Chinese for me and I’m not even bothered. 

    One of the best so far to be honest.
  • edited December 2022
    mendonca said:

    How many are eating from that plate?
    Should've taken a picture of mine as it was piled a fair bit higher still. Surprised at how small some people's xmas dinners are! 
  • Went earlier to the Bickley arms. 
    That’s about the best I can say. I won’t be inflicting that experience on wife again. 
  • As a complete novice with the tools associated with a kitchen I was looking for some inspiration on this thread before my first attempt tomorrow at a Christmas dinner. Instead perhaps I can share my first attempt the other week at a Yorkshire pudding as inspiration to others, I’m tempted to cook one tomorrow which will probably mean it will die on it arse. 😂

  • meldrew66 said:
    Ambient Xmas Table: tick
    Lovely of the Travel Lodge to let you hire a space in their reception for your Christmas lunch.
    Did you mean Radisson Blu? 😉
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  • Do your worst, it won't be hard. 
    I'm sure it tastes OK....
     Looks like it was thrown on your plate.
    .....From the kitchen of the house over the road?

    That carrot really concerns me
  • Think I did a touch too much.


    The scrambled eggs on the side are a bit weird.
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  • It’s not Jizz. 
  • Scoham said:

    Never thought of having roadkill as a Christmas meat! 
    Interesting idea…
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  • Rib of beef this year


  • It’s not Jizz. 
    If your jazz is lumpy like that, I'd recommend a trip to the doctors. 
  • Stig said:


    It’s not Jizz. 
    If your jazz is lumpy like that, I'd recommend a trip to the doctors. 
    Probably better to go to a composer for lumpy jazz
  • edited December 2022
    Venison shank.  Strange angle of the pic due to the shadow of the phone if I took from above makes the potatoes look like huge boulders. Crispy bacon round sausage meat looks burnt but wasn’t! 
  • edited December 2022
    Leuth said:
    Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x 

    Nice gesture- looks pretty decent even without being able to plate it up. Good effort all round.


  • It’s not Jizz. 

    How long did it take to microwave that old pair of Gazelles?
  • edited December 2022


    A sweetcorn free zone!!
    There’s so much pork, even a carrot has got piles.
  • MrOneLung said:
    cafc4life said:
    Do your worst 
    Best potatoes so far 
    Oil spillage!
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