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Rate my Plate 2022 ?

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  • Jonniesta
    Jonniesta Posts: 1,152
    seth plum said:
    Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
    However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.


    Definitely... assuming it's not a cooking class. I mean, 3 of the braver carrots are trying to make a run for it over the potato mountains. 
    Those roasties look far better than the ones I was served today, though, tbf. 
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,768
    Gravy and Yorkshire added after photo
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    North Lower Neil said:
    cafc4life said:
    Do your worst 
    Why are the Yorkies making a run for it?
    Can’t have them soggy !
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,855
    seth plum said:
    Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
    However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.


    A tantalising glimpse of last years favourite dinner plate. 
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,629
    T_C_E said:
    I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
    It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??

    Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!

    (In all honesty, I do like your Yorkshire puddings).

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Danepak said:
    T_C_E said:
    I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
    It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??

    Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!

    (In all honesty, I do like your Yorkshire puddings).

    Where he comes from is irrelevant, but granted he is an ar5ehole 😉
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,629
    T_C_E said:
    Danepak said:
    T_C_E said:
    I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
    It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??

    Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!

    (In all honesty, I do like your Yorkshire puddings).

    Where he comes from is irrelevant, but granted he is an ar5ehole 😉
    All good banter. Love this thread.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    cafc4life said:
    Do your worst 
    The Yorkies are more intelligent than your average pudding. They saw the jug of liquid mud heading their way and quickly abandoned ship with a decent leap. Little pea tried to follow suit but just didn’t have the strength to make it. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Valley Ant said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Not mine I’d eaten most of it , mrs one with carrots on 🤮
    Did the Yorkshires carry on cooking after you took them out of the oven?
    The cauliflower cheese looks like a child kissing a baby bear.
    That is superb!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    edited December 2022
    LouisMend said:

    Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere. 
    South?? It looks like it went to the sun!!

    Really don’t know @LouisMend if you should lose of gain a point for being the first one to say ‘let’s not bother with plates’ and just tip it all on the table. 

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    edited December 2022
    Catching up with this thread after a long day. Well done everyone, didn’t disappoint, some proper LOL sarcasm throughout. Great fun 
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,540
    What’s the obsession with mash for Christmas dinner??? Christmas dinner is roast potatoes, mash is for Boxing Day with cold meat & pickles 
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Sillybilly said:


    A sweetcorn free zone!!
     
    Less a plate.More a Pen.
    Christ alive fella.
    You've got 98% of the Wiltshire pig population lined up there!
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 319
    boxing day edition - seafood platter 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited December 2022
    dicktracey said:
    boxing day edition - seafood platter 
    Nice but the Prawns appear to have been irradiated, and your salad bowl is highly unusual.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,765
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Why are you eating on the kitchen floor?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    fat man on a moped said:

    Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
    If David Dickinson was a Christmas dinner. 
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    Leuth said:
    Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x 


    Upon reflection, no matter how much your prose qualifies you for a run on Simon Bates’ “Our Tune” it cannot deflect from the fact that you have bloody mushrooms on your Christmas dinner you utter toad….
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    I'm so confused! I thought they were a staple! And here you're having them as a crime akin to peas, mash or baked beans? Honestly, fry them in butter and a bit of garlic (and thyme) for ten to fifteen minutes and they'll go well with any Xmas plate as a bit of textural variation (their main job is to carry a hit of garlic ofc) 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    Stakes are lower on Leftovers Day but still excited to see what monstrosities emerge 
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  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,485
    edited December 2022
    Garlic mushrooms, are you French or something?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    edited December 2022
    dicktracey said:
    boxing day edition - seafood platter 
    No comments on the food, but is the man on the right hiding the woman on the left's prosthetic leg?


  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,848
    @charltonkeston's Boxing Day offering


  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,651
    North Lower Neil said:
    dicktracey said:
    boxing day edition - seafood platter 
    No comments on the food, but is the man on the right hiding the woman on the let's prosthetic leg?


    He is just filling her stocking
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    Off_it said:
    @charltonkeston's Boxing Day offering


    The old boxing day tradition of syrup on a plate 👍🏼
  • Justin20474
    Justin20474 Posts: 756
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Off_it said:
    @charltonkeston's Boxing Day offering


    The old boxing day tradition of syrup on a plate 👍🏼
    It’s a merkin
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    edited December 2022
    Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates. 
    Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    CHG said:
    Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates. 
    Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food. 
    Boxing day leftovers food is absolutely better than Christmas Day in my opinion.

    Turkey sandwiches, bubble and squeak, cheese board, leftover pigs in blankets, crisps, chocolate etc.

    Thinking of making samosas later with leftover turkey, roast potatoes, carrots etc, the Patels would be proud.
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    North Lower Neil said:
    CHG said:
    Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates. 
    Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food. 
    Boxing day leftovers food is absolutely better than Christmas Day in my opinion.

    Turkey sandwiches, bubble and squeak, cheese board, leftover pigs in blankets, crisps, chocolate etc.

    Thinking of making samosas later with leftover turkey, roast potatoes, carrots etc, the Patels would be proud.
    Ha ha, sounds quality. 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    For Boxing Day brunch I simply reorganised my mum's finest into being on an actual plate this time and it was just as brilliant second time around. Xmas Dinner twice? If you're ill and alone it's fine, them's the rules


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