Rate my Plate 2022 ?

eaststandmike

Cracking read this thread with some great laughs but blimey some of you can tuck it away, some of those plates contain enough food for two people.

See you on the “Let’s get stoned” thread in January 

AddicksAddict

Sillybilly said:

AddicksAddict said:

AAjr cooked us uck, roast spuds, red cabbage with apple, broccoli and leeks with bacon, roast parsnips.  Gravy in the gravy boat not in picture.  It's a bit of a sight because (a) AAjr plated it and his presentation skills aren't on a par with his cooking skills and (b) even with out biggest 15" plates there wasn't enough room to lay it all out.

Is that “uck” with a silent “y”?

Duck with a silent d

The Red Robin

Had another roast last night. 

guinnessaddick

For breakfast this morning, porridge, banana, cinnamon and Bailey extra thick cream, just helping to clear the fridge out.

sam3110

guinnessaddick said:

For breakfast this morning, porridge, banana, cinnamon and Bailey extra thick cream, just helping to clear the fridge out.

I had cheese on toast with the scrapings of the cheeseboard, 6 different cheeses across 2 slices of bread

Raith_C_Chattonell

guinnessaddick said:

For breakfast this morning, porridge, banana, cinnamon and Bailey extra thick cream, just helping to clear the fridge out.

You're all heart you @guinnessaddick

seth plum

I am sure I read somewhere recently that criss crossing sprouts isn’t necessary.
Youtube is also full of advice to air fry sprouts (and other vegetables).

Boom

sam3110 said:

guinnessaddick said:

For breakfast this morning, porridge, banana, cinnamon and Bailey extra thick cream, just helping to clear the fridge out.

I had cheese on toast with the scrapings of the cheeseboard, 6 different cheeses across 2 slices of bread

I like this idea!

iaitch

sam3110 said:

guinnessaddick said:

For breakfast this morning, porridge, banana, cinnamon and Bailey extra thick cream, just helping to clear the fridge out.

I had cheese on toast with the scrapings of the cheeseboard, 6 different cheeses across 2 slices of bread

Christmas is all about cheeses.....,Cheeses Christ.

Solidgone

seth plum said:

I am sure I read somewhere recently that criss crossing sprouts isn’t necessary.
Youtube is also full of advice to air fry sprouts (and other vegetables).

I’ve seen the same advice but I still criss cross the sprouts in case its wrong 🧐

Hal1x

seth plum said:

I am sure I read somewhere recently that criss crossing sprouts isn’t necessary.
Youtube is also full of advice to air fry sprouts (and other vegetables).

i think the major issue is they dont appear to be cooked.

up_the_valley

Hal1x said:

seth plum said:

I am sure I read somewhere recently that criss crossing sprouts isn’t necessary.
Youtube is also full of advice to air fry sprouts (and other vegetables).

i think the major issue is they dont appear to be cooked.

Sprouts should not be crossed. Just over cooks them and takes the flavour away.

Tunwellsaddick

MrWalker said:

carly burn said:

MrWalker said:

 Are you in Belmarsh?

US Prison Christmas Dinner may well beat some we are about to see today?

Even the plate is sectioned.

Tunwellsaddick

Gribbo said:

MrOneLung said:

That’s right, I don’t eat veg. 

What you gonna do about it ? 

Point out you're just about to eay potatoes 

voodoo doll on a plate

Tunwellsaddick

Athletico Charlton said:

Think I did a touch too much.

try a dustbin lid next year.

Tunwellsaddick

MrWalker said:

Leuth said:

Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x 

Who are you to be criticizing my plates?
"Ridiculous" indeed.

are you all having an individual turkey each?

Tunwellsaddick

Taxi_Lad said:

Gravy and Yorkshire added after photo

how can you eat two plates?

MrWalker

Tunwellsaddick said:

Taxi_Lad said:

Gravy and Yorkshire added after photo

how can you eat two plates?

With no cutlery.

Sillybilly

About to serve up New Years Day dinner. Mrs SB’s whopper Yorkshire is the highlight (top right). 

R0TW

Very prim and proper. Looks like a very nice room to have lunch/dinner in.
Where do you live? 

One of those settings going spare?

Tunwellsaddick

Magic thread. Laughed out loud many times at the sublime abuse. Needed that after reading the many current threads about the club.

Sillybilly

R0TW said:

Very prim and proper. Looks like a very nice room to have lunch/dinner in.
Where do you live? 

One of those settings going spare?

Thanks. We’re in a 400 year old cottage on the Isle of Wight. 

R0TW

Bit of a trek that.
I will give it a miss then mate and grab a curry.

The_Organiser

Just caught up with this, fuck me there are some funny “spit your tea out” comments.

Main take-away from me is the surprise that some people appear to have as few as two roast potatoes on the plate. Best bit for me and usually have 5/6.

meldrew66

Table set - tick

meldrew66

Turkey prepped and in the oven - tick

Gribbo

meldrew66 said:

Turkey prepped and in the oven - tick

Looks a bit orange that, Vic 

Gribbo

Table at local pub booked - Tick

AFKABartram

I’ll.close up last years thread as a new one has been started.