Great start if I may be so bold, although my table decoration needs some attention. Could do with a woman's touch - as could the decoration.
Oh my fucking god, salad with poached eggs at breakfast time. This just screams I worry about my weight but not the people buried under my floorboards. Terrifying.
Slightly off at a tangent here, I woke up in the night, I was absolutely knackered, it was only 10 o clock when I went to bed, never been to early on Christmas Eve, since I was a kid.
My missus was talking in her sleep, and I kid you not, she actually said, Charlton Life, rate my plate in her sleep!
I think she’s dreading me posting a picture or two!
Slightly off at a tangent here, I woke up in the night, I was absolutely knackered, it was only 10 o clock when I went to bed, never been to early on Christmas Eve, since I was a kid.
My missus was talking in her sleep, and I kid you not, she actually said, Charlton Life, rate my plate in her sleep!
I think she’s dreading me posting a picture or two!
Slightly off at a tangent here, I woke up in the night, I was absolutely knackered, it was only 10 o clock when I went to bed, never been to early on Christmas Eve, since I was a kid.
My missus was talking in her sleep, and I kid you not, she actually said, Charlton Life, rate my plate in her sleep!
I think she’s dreading me posting a picture or two!
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I’m in bits here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you seen the expanse of white porcelain?
Wtf is it
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My missus was talking in her sleep, and I kid you not, she actually said, Charlton Life, rate my plate in her sleep!
I think she’s dreading me posting a picture or two!
Can it?
Utter nonsense.