Brits abroad. More specifically the Brits in my hotel currently. Not all of them obviously, some of them are like me. Here for a peaceful break where the weather's good in a nice, quiet hotel.
Others though, far too many in my view, are just selfish, boorish twats without an ounce of self restraint or inkling of how to behave in public. I'm talking about the tattooed chavs effing and jeffing to each other across the dinning room, bar or pool. Even dropping the c-bomb on each other during a friendly game of waterpolo. Or their equally charming, surgically enhancing, fish lipped, missus screaming profanities at the next generation of classless drains on society.
We've had two weddings here since we arrived, which seem to consist exclusively of all day drinking to the point where half the guests literally need the other half to even stand up by about 5pm. Christ have some decorum folks, or at least have your wedding where other guests aren't subjected to your family grievances screamed at the top of your voice.
Topped off yesterday by one particular example of the above type deciding his child was too special to use the alloted children's pool and decided to take him into the one reserved for adults. Where said spawn of Beelzebub promptly had a shit, resulting in its early closure and an overnight deep clean.
Some of fellow guests are nothing short of an embarrassment to the nation tbh and I dread to think what the staff, who are all lovely and far more patient than I would be, say about us behind our back.
Benidorm?
You'd think it was some cheap as chips hovel on the main drag in Benidorm but we paid an arm an a leg for a nice hotel in a resort where, essentially, there's bugger all nightlife to attract these low lifes. They are a minority, I'd say the average age of the clientele is easily 60+ but there's a sizeable minority of guests who would not at all look out of place on 24 Hours in Police Custody.
There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.
If your paying an arm and a leg , why you taking a chance with benidorm?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
Brits abroad. More specifically the Brits in my hotel currently. Not all of them obviously, some of them are like me. Here for a peaceful break where the weather's good in a nice, quiet hotel.
Others though, far too many in my view, are just selfish, boorish twats without an ounce of self restraint or inkling of how to behave in public. I'm talking about the tattooed chavs effing and jeffing to each other across the dinning room, bar or pool. Even dropping the c-bomb on each other during a friendly game of waterpolo. Or their equally charming, surgically enhancing, fish lipped, missus screaming profanities at the next generation of classless drains on society.
We've had two weddings here since we arrived, which seem to consist exclusively of all day drinking to the point where half the guests literally need the other half to even stand up by about 5pm. Christ have some decorum folks, or at least have your wedding where other guests aren't subjected to your family grievances screamed at the top of your voice.
Topped off yesterday by one particular example of the above type deciding his child was too special to use the alloted children's pool and decided to take him into the one reserved for adults. Where said spawn of Beelzebub promptly had a shit, resulting in its early closure and an overnight deep clean.
Some of fellow guests are nothing short of an embarrassment to the nation tbh and I dread to think what the staff, who are all lovely and far more patient than I would be, say about us behind our back.
Benidorm?
You'd think it was some cheap as chips hovel on the main drag in Benidorm but we paid an arm an a leg for a nice hotel in a resort where, essentially, there's bugger all nightlife to attract these low lifes. They are a minority, I'd say the average age of the clientele is easily 60+ but there's a sizeable minority of guests who would not at all look out of place on 24 Hours in Police Custody.
There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.
If your paying an arm and a leg , why you taking a chance with benidorm?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
If they’re minding their own business I don’t see the harm. If they’re being chavy loud arseholes, then yeah I’m on your side.
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
What they doing then, racking up a few lines on their Mrs fakes breasts, poolside?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
He commented on their behaviour if you read his post.
Brits abroad. More specifically the Brits in my hotel currently. Not all of them obviously, some of them are like me. Here for a peaceful break where the weather's good in a nice, quiet hotel.
Others though, far too many in my view, are just selfish, boorish twats without an ounce of self restraint or inkling of how to behave in public. I'm talking about the tattooed chavs effing and jeffing to each other across the dinning room, bar or pool. Even dropping the c-bomb on each other during a friendly game of waterpolo. Or their equally charming, surgically enhancing, fish lipped, missus screaming profanities at the next generation of classless drains on society.
We've had two weddings here since we arrived, which seem to consist exclusively of all day drinking to the point where half the guests literally need the other half to even stand up by about 5pm. Christ have some decorum folks, or at least have your wedding where other guests aren't subjected to your family grievances screamed at the top of your voice.
Topped off yesterday by one particular example of the above type deciding his child was too special to use the alloted children's pool and decided to take him into the one reserved for adults. Where said spawn of Beelzebub promptly had a shit, resulting in its early closure and an overnight deep clean.
Some of fellow guests are nothing short of an embarrassment to the nation tbh and I dread to think what the staff, who are all lovely and far more patient than I would be, say about us behind our back.
Benidorm?
You'd think it was some cheap as chips hovel on the main drag in Benidorm but we paid an arm an a leg for a nice hotel in a resort where, essentially, there's bugger all nightlife to attract these low lifes. They are a minority, I'd say the average age of the clientele is easily 60+ but there's a sizeable minority of guests who would not at all look out of place on 24 Hours in Police Custody.
There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.
If your paying an arm and a leg , why you taking a chance with benidorm?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
He commented on their behaviour if you read his post.
What behaviours did the scroty dealers display to give the game away. Were they dropping the boomers a few viagra during bingo?
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
Most of the post was about their behaviour...
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
Most of the post was about their behaviour...
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
In my head they were tattooed, wearing man bags (or little boy bags as I call them - what’s wrong with their pockets🙂😉), likely also wearing matching shirts and shorts (like an overgrown 5 year old dressed for the evening) and clutching a vape as a comfort blanket. 😆
Brits abroad. More specifically the Brits in my hotel currently. Not all of them obviously, some of them are like me. Here for a peaceful break where the weather's good in a nice, quiet hotel.
Others though, far too many in my view, are just selfish, boorish twats without an ounce of self restraint or inkling of how to behave in public. I'm talking about the tattooed chavs effing and jeffing to each other across the dinning room, bar or pool. Even dropping the c-bomb on each other during a friendly game of waterpolo. Or their equally charming, surgically enhancing, fish lipped, missus screaming profanities at the next generation of classless drains on society.
We've had two weddings here since we arrived, which seem to consist exclusively of all day drinking to the point where half the guests literally need the other half to even stand up by about 5pm. Christ have some decorum folks, or at least have your wedding where other guests aren't subjected to your family grievances screamed at the top of your voice.
Topped off yesterday by one particular example of the above type deciding his child was too special to use the alloted children's pool and decided to take him into the one reserved for adults. Where said spawn of Beelzebub promptly had a shit, resulting in its early closure and an overnight deep clean.
Some of fellow guests are nothing short of an embarrassment to the nation tbh and I dread to think what the staff, who are all lovely and far more patient than I would be, say about us behind our back.
Benidorm?
You'd think it was some cheap as chips hovel on the main drag in Benidorm but we paid an arm an a leg for a nice hotel in a resort where, essentially, there's bugger all nightlife to attract these low lifes. They are a minority, I'd say the average age of the clientele is easily 60+ but there's a sizeable minority of guests who would not at all look out of place on 24 Hours in Police Custody.
There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.
If you’re paying an arm and a leg , why you taking a chance with benidorm?
There used to be a nice lady in Benidorm called Victoria who could do a fantastic trick or two with an arm and indeed a leg :-)
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
Most of the post was about their behaviour...
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
In my head they were tattooed, wearing man bags (or little boy bags as I call them - what’s wrong with their pockets🙂😉), likely also wearing matching shirts and shorts (like an overgrown 5 year old dressed for the evening) and clutching a vape as a comfort blanket. 😆
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
Most of the post was about their behaviour...
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
I think that you can pretty much avoid the types you don't want to be around by choosing destinations and resorts accordingly.
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
My missus asked me why I was chuckling away over breakfast. Told her I'd managed to start up an argument on CL on the validity of drug dealers having a holiday! She says we're all as bonkers as each other. Not far wrong 😂
‘There's at least two, obviously low level, scroty dealers in their late teens/early 20's staying here with trophy, Towie wannabe, girlfriends who would not look at them twice if they didn't have the money to stay here.’
Not judgemental in the slightest!
Yep, and I'm not hiding it either.
I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
I know what a drug dealers like. But, they could be high earning tech bros like you say. Or do they not deserve to enjoy the same facilities as you that they’ve paid for?
Whether they are drug dealers or tech bros, they are embarrassing
He commented on their appearance rather than their behaviour. What’s embarrassing?
Most of the post was about their behaviour...
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
In my head they were tattooed, wearing man bags (or little boy bags as I call them - what’s wrong with their pockets🙂😉), likely also wearing matching shirts and shorts (like an overgrown 5 year old dressed for the evening) and clutching a vape as a comfort blanket. 😆
Lol, this description is uncanny. With the exception of matching (bright pink!) socks paired with his obligatory sliders.
They had a domestic a few days ago resulting in them sitting at different tables at dinner but glaring at each other across the room. He gets up and leaves, and she, (just about can stand because she's off her fake boobs on the booze she's knocked back), follows 10 minutes later pausing only to scream "FUCK OFF!" into her phone in front of literally everyone in the room. Kids included.
I feel like David Attenborough observing a different species some times...but each to their own I suppose.
I think that you can pretty much avoid the types you don't want to be around by choosing destinations and resorts accordingly.
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
Try the Fench Med (my mum is in Cannes at the moment), doubt you'll get many new money Brit types (drug dealer of otherwise) down there, although there's plenty of wrong-uns to choose from.
I think that you can pretty much avoid the types you don't want to be around by choosing destinations and resorts accordingly.
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
Try the Fench Med (my mum is in Cannes at the moment), doubt you'll get many new money Brit types (drug dealer of otherwise) down there, although there's plenty of wrong-uns to choose from.
This is probably true tbf. But my experience of French hotels is they are generally overpriced and very poor quality or flipping extortionate.
I think that you can pretty much avoid the types you don't want to be around by choosing destinations and resorts accordingly.
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
Try the Fench Med (my mum is in Cannes at the moment), doubt you'll get many new money Brit types (drug dealer of otherwise) down there, although there's plenty of wrong-uns to choose from.
This is probably true tbf. But my experience of French hotels is they are generally overpriced and very poor quality or flipping extortionate.
I think that you can pretty much avoid the types you don't want to be around by choosing destinations and resorts accordingly.
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
Try the Fench Med (my mum is in Cannes at the moment), doubt you'll get many new money Brit types (drug dealer of otherwise) down there, although there's plenty of wrong-uns to choose from.
This is probably true tbf. But my experience of French hotels is they are generally overpriced and very poor quality or flipping extortionate.
Overall depending on what you're needs are I would go for an air BnB rather than deal with hotels where you have to share space with obnoxious people whatever their nationality.
Sitting opposite a bloke on the train who is making more fucking noise from his hooter than John Merrick aka the elephant man. Sniffs on every breath.
Can you squeeze out a couple of cheesy ones, that will cut back on the sniffing or get him to switch seats.
went all out war. Opened up a bag of pickled onion monster munch crisps. The crunching over powered the sniffing noise and the smell seemed to overpower him. He got off at the next station. TBF he could of always had been going to get off at that station but I feel myself that I had won.
Of course I have now pissed off several others around me. Especially with the licking of my fingers after finishing the packet.
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I mean they might be high earning tech bros with a blinding background in successful start ups. But I'd stake a lot of dough on them being 'that bloke on the end of a mobile who can sort you out' instead. Don't pretend you don't know the type of scrote I'm talking about, we've all seen them knocking about.
If they’re minding their own business I don’t see the harm. If they’re being chavy loud arseholes, then yeah I’m on your side.
I wasn't there but from the description I can imagine - we've all seen it and yes I'm embarrassed by some of the vacuous scrotes our society has spawned. This is a fairly decent representation...
I personslly think it's quite handy having a couple of dealer types when I'm away, they might have a couple of local numbers at the very least.
I disagree and that's the part I find most annoying tbh. I doubt there's many people more careful in their hotel research than us. The problem is these wrong un's have infiltrated almost everywhere around the Med.
They had a domestic a few days ago resulting in them sitting at different tables at dinner but glaring at each other across the room. He gets up and leaves, and she, (just about can stand because she's off her fake boobs on the booze she's knocked back), follows 10 minutes later pausing only to scream "FUCK OFF!" into her phone in front of literally everyone in the room. Kids included.
I feel like David Attenborough observing a different species some times...but each to their own I suppose.
Of course I have now pissed off several others around me. Especially with the licking of my fingers after finishing the packet.