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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • Riviera said:

    Wiggling two fingers of each hand with palms facing to indicate that something is in inverted commas

    How else are you supposed to "Do it" then?

    Well, there's no need to symbolise punctuation. We don't show a curled little finger for a comma, a finger in the air for an apostrophe, turning our head on its side and blinking our eyes for a colon or a horizontal forearm for a hyphen. So, why on earth do we need to wiggle two fingers for inverted commas. #straightred
  • Riviera said:

    Wiggling two fingers of each hand with palms facing to indicate that something is in inverted commas

    How else are you supposed to "Do it" then?

    Well, there's no need to symbolise punctuation. We don't show a curled little finger for a comma, a finger in the air for an apostrophe, turning our head on its side and blinking our eyes for a colon or a horizontal forearm for a hyphen. So, why on earth do we need to wiggle two fingers for inverted commas. #straightred
    For God's sake, Thai - don't put ideas into people's heads. If it catches on, it's all your fault.

  • A straight red for the bloke who cycled through Greenwich this morning wearing a flesh coloured lycra outfit.


    That's not a nice thing to say about Rothko

    :-)
  • People who take a chip off your plate, as if its ok to do so. Thieving bastards.
  • Anybody with eyelashes stuck on to their car headlamps
  • Anybody with eyelashes stuck on to their car headlamps

    Great shout!
  • The wankers who put rap music on loud speaker on the bus and try to rap along to it, they just look like c*nts more than anything.
  • Buses. And anyone who travels by 'em.
  • Anyone who lives up north
  • Touché Nate, touché.
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  • Chrome spinning wheel trims...the cheap and expensive ones...should be made a criminal act!
  • Fathers (for normally it is they) who say they are babysitting, when it's their own children
  • 3 quarter length trousers
  • Hair bands , on blokes.
  • Middle class people talking like Jamie Oliver whenever a tradesman is round. Sadly, that's an early bath for me
  • People who wear Barca/Real/Arsenal/Man Utd kits to games where those teams aren't involved, just why?
  • Hair bands , on blokes.

    Hope you don't win a seat on our Lawrie's table at the next Sponsors' dinner, MIA !

  • Hair bands , on blokes.

    Hope you don't win a seat on our Lawrie's table at the next Sponsors' dinner, MIA !

    Put a word in for us will ya Fan?

  • Hair bands , on blokes.

    Hope you don't win a seat on our Lawrie's table at the next Sponsors' dinner, MIA !

    Put a word in for us will ya Fan?

    What makes you think I'm allowed to talk to players, MIA ?

    Oh, sorry, I think SCP said stalk .....

  • 3 quarter length trousers

    Haha was talking about these today. Criminal clothing.
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  • Pop socks .
    Women please, noooooooooooooooo
  • Fat, peroxide harridans in supermarkets, bending over in jog pants with thong and a***crack on display.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Fat, peroxide harridans in supermarkets, bending over in jog pants with thong and a***crack on display.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Feckin hell, now I cant even shopping wearing what I want to! ;)
  • T.C.E said:

    Fat, peroxide harridans in supermarkets, bending over in jog pants with thong and a***crack on display.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Feckin hell, now I cant even shopping wearing what I want to! ;)
    LOL

  • People that say "out for drinkies"
  • Drinkie poos
  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.
  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.

    Worryingly, you sound like a expert on that subject, AUN ......

  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.

    Worryingly, you sound like a expert on that subject, AUN ......

    Lol, not an expert Fanny, just think sites of natural beauty should remain un-inked. Mrs AUN has a tasteful sleeve of butterflies but I've told her in no uncertain terms - thy boobies will remain untainted!
  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.

    Worryingly, you sound like a expert on that subject, AUN ......

    Lol, not an expert Fanny, just think sites of natural beauty should remain un-inked. Mrs AUN has a tasteful sleeve of butterflies but I've told her in no uncertain terms - thy boobies will remain untainted!
    AUN, what about a nice pearl necklace?
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