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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • Riviera said:

    How else are you supposed to "Do it" then?

    Well, there's no need to symbolise punctuation. We don't show a curled little finger for a comma, a finger in the air for an apostrophe, turning our head on its side and blinking our eyes for a colon or a horizontal forearm for a hyphen. So, why on earth do we need to wiggle two fingers for inverted commas. #straightred
  • Well, there's no need to symbolise punctuation. We don't show a curled little finger for a comma, a finger in the air for an apostrophe, turning our head on its side and blinking our eyes for a colon or a horizontal forearm for a hyphen. So, why on earth do we need to wiggle two fingers for inverted commas. #straightred
    For God's sake, Thai - don't put ideas into people's heads. If it catches on, it's all your fault.

  • A straight red for the bloke who cycled through Greenwich this morning wearing a flesh coloured lycra outfit.


    That's not a nice thing to say about Rothko

    :-)
  • People who take a chip off your plate, as if its ok to do so. Thieving bastards.
  • Anybody with eyelashes stuck on to their car headlamps
  • Anybody with eyelashes stuck on to their car headlamps

    Great shout!
  • The wankers who put rap music on loud speaker on the bus and try to rap along to it, they just look like c*nts more than anything.
  • Buses. And anyone who travels by 'em.
  • Anyone who lives up north
  • Touché Nate, touché.
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  • Chrome spinning wheel trims...the cheap and expensive ones...should be made a criminal act!
  • Fathers (for normally it is they) who say they are babysitting, when it's their own children
  • 3 quarter length trousers
  • Hair bands , on blokes.
  • Middle class people talking like Jamie Oliver whenever a tradesman is round. Sadly, that's an early bath for me
  • People who wear Barca/Real/Arsenal/Man Utd kits to games where those teams aren't involved, just why?
  • Hair bands , on blokes.

    Hope you don't win a seat on our Lawrie's table at the next Sponsors' dinner, MIA !

  • Hope you don't win a seat on our Lawrie's table at the next Sponsors' dinner, MIA !

    Put a word in for us will ya Fan?

  • Put a word in for us will ya Fan?

    What makes you think I'm allowed to talk to players, MIA ?

    Oh, sorry, I think SCP said stalk .....

  • 3 quarter length trousers

    Haha was talking about these today. Criminal clothing.
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  • Pop socks .
    Women please, noooooooooooooooo
  • Fat, peroxide harridans in supermarkets, bending over in jog pants with thong and a***crack on display.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Fat, peroxide harridans in supermarkets, bending over in jog pants with thong and a***crack on display.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Feckin hell, now I cant even shopping wearing what I want to! ;)
  • T.C.E said:

    Feckin hell, now I cant even shopping wearing what I want to! ;)
    LOL

  • People that say "out for drinkies"
  • Drinkie poos
  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.
  • Straight red to women who defile their breasts with tattoos. Ffs, leave them to how nature intended.

    Worryingly, you sound like a expert on that subject, AUN ......

  • Worryingly, you sound like a expert on that subject, AUN ......

    Lol, not an expert Fanny, just think sites of natural beauty should remain un-inked. Mrs AUN has a tasteful sleeve of butterflies but I've told her in no uncertain terms - thy boobies will remain untainted!
  • Lol, not an expert Fanny, just think sites of natural beauty should remain un-inked. Mrs AUN has a tasteful sleeve of butterflies but I've told her in no uncertain terms - thy boobies will remain untainted!
    AUN, what about a nice pearl necklace?
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