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SouthEastern this Morning

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  • A hose has managed to take out the Bexleyheath line this morning!
  • Dangerous things, them hoses.
  • Whose hose?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    plenty of hose in Bexleyheath
  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639
    Pantyhose?
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Mourinho?
  • A hose is a new one! Litterbugs.
    My train abandoned its journey at Charlton this morning, because the driver said there was a fault with the train, shortly before he drove off with ease, leaving chaos behind.
    The only thing that works fairly regularly at Southeastern are the card readers when buying one's ticket.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Commuter of nearly 25 years standing and thank fook I don't have to do it anymore. I can only offer you my sympathy but keep em coming, some of these are hilarious...
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    edited December 2014
    hose line was it anyway?
  • Saying goodbye to my hose?
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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    O's? Got any 'P's?
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Don't know how to do screenshots, but check out the South Eastern website - http://www.southeasternrailway.co.uk/?utm_source=ppc-brand&utm_medium=kent&utm_campaign=spring-2014-25

    Currently reporting "Major Disruption" on 7 of their 12 lines! You could not make it up!
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Great, need to get a train up town in a couple of hours for an Xmas dinner :-(
  • Great, need to get a train up town in a couple of hours for an Xmas dinner :-(

    You might get there and eat just in time for xmas with southeastern

  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,055
    If it makes anyone feel better slogging away on SouthEastern, the Jubilee line is fooked this evening after a faulty train at Finchley Road earlier!

    Fortunately, I walk out to Poplar from Canary Wharf and whilst the DLR was packed, it ran nicely. No sign of any hose on the tracks! :-)
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    And this is before all the major disruption due over the next few years. Going to be a nightmare.
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,312
    Utter shower of a service
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Think this thread needs to be renamed "South Eastern always and forever".
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Well the 11pm is not just on time but also contains the correct percentage of Xmas drunks. Have a Wagon Wheel South Eastern
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    That was the 11am running twelve hours late.
  • MrOneLung said:

    That was the 11am running twelve hours late.

    Brilliant comment... Have a lol! my friend
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Among the disruption and battle to get anywhere last night , southeastern tweeted the boxing day train timetable ....
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    Is there one?
  • HantsAddick
    HantsAddick Posts: 2,423
    Probably just a tweet to say there won't be a service on Boxing Day.
  • Probably just a tweet to say there won't be a service on Boxing Day.

    No difference from any other working day then.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Curb_It said:

    Is there one?

    I have downloaded a copy of it if you want me to send it to you ?
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    Shag said:

    Curb_It said:

    Is there one?

    I have downloaded a copy of it if you want me to send it to you ?
    I have a feeling it might look something like this in practice

  • I sometimes wonder if TOCs are taking the piss with Twitter or are genuinely clueless. The number of times I see twee little tweets about someone handing in a forgotten bobble hat to lost property, or a cheeky little bon mot about a local harvest festival or the like whilst I'm furiously searching for a tweet about the latest delay caused by one single train driver being late eating his porridge in the morning and causing misery for thousands makes me think they're either utterly bereft of intelligence, or part of some grand experimental scheme to fuck everyone's lives up over a number of years.