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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    CharltonLife when your winding someone up with Playground insults and all the memorable ones that you've forgotten come back to memory
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    The sloth scene in Zootopia/Zootropolis.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    Having a couple of days out with just me and my motorcycle, Snetterton for British Superbikes on Sunday then a track day at Brands Hatch yesterday.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When a woman who has been slagging me off on FB as the bloke who has those "big German Shepherds on the beach and should take them somewhere else" books a dog training session and then admits her dogs will attack bigger dogs for no reason. Without realising I am that same fella....... ;)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    There's a woman on my Facebook moaning that her new dog trainer kicked her in the fanny when she first met him.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Celtic losing to the mighty Lincoln Red Imps
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    A pint and a bag of pork scratchings while waiting for my train home.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Finding that piles cream that weren't put back in the medicine cabinet
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Guessing you didn't find it half empty having been used in the cooking then as a horseradish substitute or some such.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,829
    Walking into the work toilets, another person goes in just after you, two cubicles vacant out of five. For some reason walk past first vacant cubicle and into next one. Settle down and hear the second person walk into the cubicle you walked past and let out a 'good grief' and then walk straight back out of the toilets.

    I resisted the urge to see what was so bad with that cubicle!!
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    MrOneLung said:

    Walking into the work toilets, another person goes in just after you, two cubicles vacant out of five. For some reason walk past first vacant cubicle and into next one. Settle down and hear the second person walk into the cubicle you walked past and let out a 'good grief' and then walk straight back out of the toilets.

    I resisted the urge to see what was so bad with that cubicle!!

    Normally only a visit from a Girth Monster raises that kind of reaction.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    MrOneLung said:

    Walking into the work toilets, another person goes in just after you, two cubicles vacant out of five. For some reason walk past first vacant cubicle and into next one. Settle down and hear the second person walk into the cubicle you walked past and let out a 'good grief' and then walk straight back out of the toilets.

    I resisted the urge to see what was so bad with that cubicle!!

    Normally only a visit from a Girth Monster raises that kind of reaction.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited August 2016
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Is that a Pokemon go character?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Wouldn't fancy seeing that one evolve.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    My kids, every day.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2016
    Visiting a long lost close relative, using their computer, and discovering they have been a lifer for many years.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Visiting a long lost close relative, using their computer, and discovering they have been a lifer for many years.

    Belmarsh?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Surprisingly close, and unsurprisingly from you, very funny!
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    edited August 2016
    One niece turning 16 today and another born today, proud uncle.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Saturdays my favourite day of the week
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Carter said:

    Saturdays my favourite day of the week

    I thought it was Friday? either I'm at work and shouldn't be, or you aren't at work and should be
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    That chocolate bit in the bottom of cornettos.
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,548
    North Lower Neil said:

    That chocolate bit in the bottom of cornettos.

    I only use the word this for special occasions. This
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Taking the dog for a walk and splash about on the beach in the morning.
    Then in the afternoon, the wife and I drive out in the sunny and beautiful Dorset countryside to an ice-cream farm.
    Had a Pistachio cone and took a litre tub of my favourite liquorice ice cream home.
    And then thinking, I live here.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Taking the dog for a walk and splash about on the beach in the morning.
    Then in the afternoon, the wife and I drive out in the sunny and beautiful Dorset countryside to an ice-cream farm.
    Had a Pistachio cone and took a litre tub of my favourite liquorice ice cream home.
    And then thinking, I live here.

    Any jobs going?!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Taking the dog for a walk and splash about on the beach in the morning.
    Then in the afternoon, the wife and I drive out in the sunny and beautiful Dorset countryside to an ice-cream farm.
    Had a Pistachio cone and took a litre tub of my favourite liquorice ice cream home.
    And then thinking, I live here.

    I hope it was free range and not battery ice cream.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:

    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Taking the dog for a walk and splash about on the beach in the morning.
    Then in the afternoon, the wife and I drive out in the sunny and beautiful Dorset countryside to an ice-cream farm.
    Had a Pistachio cone and took a litre tub of my favourite liquorice ice cream home.
    And then thinking, I live here.

    I hope it was free range and not battery ice cream.
    and vegetarian
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    cafcdave123 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Taking the dog for a walk and splash about on the beach in the morning.
    Then in the afternoon, the wife and I drive out in the sunny and beautiful Dorset countryside to an ice-cream farm.
    Had a Pistachio cone and took a litre tub of my favourite liquorice ice cream home.
    And then thinking, I live here.

    I hope it was free range and not battery ice cream.
    and vegetarian
    Stupid Cows :wink:

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