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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.
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The meats a bit bloody4
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I should probably clean this when I'm finished1
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Plenty more in the tank0
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Try using a spoon1
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You always finish before me!6
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Can I get the bill please....30
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Where would you like your gravy?1
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This mash is a bit lumpy
How do you like your eggs?
I like to start on the outside and work my way in
Invite your family over, there's enough to go around1 -
It tastes fine. I just wasn't expecting it to look like that6
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Keep this up and the mods Will be on to you AFKAAFKABartram said:It tastes fine. I just wasn't expecting it to look like that
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Would you like to sample my speciality?.....its Toad in the hole.1
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Spit it out if you don't like it5
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Did you say there was a bun in the oven?
My, what an appetite you've got today!
Yes, you can use your fingers.
Squirty cream anyone?
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Ding ding. We have a winnerHuskaris said:Can I get the bill please....
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Call that a sausage it's more like a chipolata0
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It has a very sweet taste, quite moist though0
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You've got some on your chin6
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Is Grandma coming?2
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Best. Roast. Ever.2
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Your sister never complains about my meat
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Wow, that was quick.1
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You need the help of a good drink to get through that0
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Oops, I pea'd on the table.0
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And you say you normally have this soldiers?1
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Blimey, that's spitting a bit.0
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Did you get that one from your mum?1
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What do you mean, you don't eat meat?0
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Well, hopefully it tastes nicer than it looks.1
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The wrong name.....0