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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.
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Beanz, meanz.0
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Pass the olive oil - don't think it needs to be extra virgin.0
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.1
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I'm not eating that I've just cum through the front door.2
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The gravy has spilled on the sheets
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Can I have a 69 with a side of chips?0
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.I could eat a horse0
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This smells too fishy0
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Gonna need some butter0
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Kick the dog out all you? He's looking at me funny and I'm sure he just farted.0
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I've got a voucher code...0
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It was OK, but a bit too pink for my liking1
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Your not leaving until you've finished1
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I loved it so much I licked it clean.1
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Hahahahahaha.Huskaris said:Can I get the bill please....
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no it's meant to taste like that, it's called rohypnol0
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Oh look, I've found a crab.2
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I'm putting this on Trip advisor.0
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Well done.0
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I didn't think dogs were allowed?0
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I'd like to make a complaint.0
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How much should I tip?0
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Oooooo I say, what a lovely spread.2
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I caught that this morning.3
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It's still a bit pink inside.0
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Dive in everyone!6
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First, I'd like to make a toast to my mother in-law..0
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It seems to me like jam roly-poly is more than once a month....
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but can you explain the spotted dick?cafcfan said:It seems to me like jam roly-poly is more than once a month....
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Frank was definitely right with this recommendation2
