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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at dinner.
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This prawn tastes funny0
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Do you cum here often?2
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When you said I could come round for crabs.....1
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It's gonna hurt my bum'ole when that comes out.0
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Argh, I've dropped my breadstick in and it's too hot to scoop it out at the minute0
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Ah, I see you've already tried my dill dough.6
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Would you like a little more stuffing?
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I'm partial to a bit of meat and two veg myself.0
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The problem with dunking is it goes soft if you leave it in too long.0
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I fancy a spit-roast tonight, shall we invite the neighbors round?
I like to run my finger round the rim and lick it afterwards
Its always a struggle to swallow that last mouthful
I prefer the dark meat to the white
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I've got brown sauce all over the place again.0
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Well this is a badly packed kebab
*ducks incoming flags*4 -
"How would you like your steak Sir?"
"Leave the horns on and wipe its arse."0 -
"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"6
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Is this a micro meal?0
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Can I toss your salad?1
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Excuse me, I was choking on a bone.0
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Looks like it's me cleaning up again0
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Just pop that pineapple ring on the top there.0
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That should keep you going for another ten minutes ARTHUR.A-R-T-H-U-R said:"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"
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I can't believe it's not butter.1
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Is it 10% off for cash ?0
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You sure that's a sausage it looks more like a chipolata0
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That was alright I guess0
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That took me 2 minutes.0
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I dont do vanilla.0
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I ate that inbred.0
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I think you need to go and clean yourself up0
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Hmm I hope you're not a double dipper.0
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Go on, get some of that down you!0
